Category Archives: Video Game Movies

Test Your Might.


Mortal Kombat is the Greatest Movie EVER. Go out and buy a copy. Heck, buy two: one for you, and one for your Sweet Baboo.

 

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Yeah, he looks like a Chinese god to me…

 

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Am I hot?

Or not?

 

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Tom Dickens, Ravager of Souls!

 

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I can think of worse ways to die…

 

Why Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa deserves an Academy Award:



COMING SOON!
Something involving dinosaurs and time travel, something involving Flying Guillotines, or something involving Uwe Boll. ONLY TIME WILL TELL!

No Love for Nemmy?


We’re (un)dead serious when we say that Resident Evil: Apocalypse is the Worst Movie EVER. I guess our chief criticism is the movie tries to be like the game, and it fails. This wouldn’t be as much of a problem if the game wasn’t so silly in the first place…

 

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In think Isaac Newton himself said it was physically impossible to bungee-jump out of a helicopter while dual-wielding Berettas…

 

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Milla loves her machine-pistols.

 

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The lonely death of Nikolai.

 

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Nemmy need hug?

 

COMING SOON!

A huge snake…but NOT also poisonous.

AOL Conquers Mars.


DOOM is the Greatest Movie EVER. No, really. I’m serious. Stop laughing.

 

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Karl Urban. He’s angsty and complicated, ladies.

 

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The tragedy of TPTBS (Too Pretty To Be a Scientist) Syndrome.

 

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Forget Chekhov’s gun. This movie has Chekhov’s BFG.

 

Final Thought:

“Hey! I am the star of this picture!”

Gettin’ Freaky-freaky.

It’s another week of Law & Order: SVU references and gettin’ our freak on here at the Greatest Movie EVER podcast. And Silent Hill is the Greatest Movie EVER. This episode marks the inaugural broadcast of co-host Sean “Hardcore / Hollywood” Hunting. Feel free to check out his live-journal in the Links section.

 

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The Mark Dacascos Official Web Site.
The Actor…The Martial Artist…The Man…The LEGEND!

 

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I don’t care what Hollywood says, Dahlia is a little hottie.

 

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Pyramid Head is gonna get you!

 

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The Nurses.

Awwww, aren’t they cute?

 

Okay, okay. All of this stuff is pretty disturbing. I think we need to tone it down just a little bit…

Who wants a hug?

Concerning Ugly Puppies and Alternative Life-styles.

This week, the Greatest Movie EVER! Podcast features Streetfighter:

 

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That’s one ugly puppy, man. (Courtesy of One Ugly Puppy Productions)

 

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These guys are definitely not gay.

 


Yep…

 


Definitely NOT Gay.

 

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The look on Chun Li’s face. (OWNED!)

 

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My girl Cammy. (Courtesy of www.cammyfan.com.)