Not to be confused with “Funky Town”.


Gas up the 1967 Chevy Impala, because Phantom Town (also known as Spooky Town) is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the VHS box cover or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Sean “Hollywood” Hunting.

Review in a Nutshell: As far as low budget, “Weird West” children’s films about a suburban family succumbing to the depredations of an unspeakable Lovecraftian eldritch horror go, Phantom Town isn’t bad. Okay, it’s actually pretty bad, but its bizarre premise alone makes it worth watching at least once.


Here is a link to Erin Finnegan’s Puppet VR Murder Mystery Kickstarter Project. Good luck, Erin!


And here is what the cover of the 2013 DVD released by Moonbeam Entertainment looks like. Too spooky!

On Artful Dodgers and Tangerine Dreams…

Break out the vomit bucket, because The Garbage Pail Kids Movie is (definitely not) the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring co-host Sean “Hollywood” Hunting.

Review in a Nutshell:  Half heart-warming kid’s movie with a message, half boorish toilet humor comedy, this film is painfully unwatchable.

Imminent Fursecution!

Watch out for crows with stalker tendencies,

because The Secret of NIMH is the Greatest Movie EVER.

Review in a Nutshell: A technically masterful work of animation by Don Bluth and company, the Secret of NIMH is hampered only by the inclusion of certain inexplicable mystical elements.  As a bonus, it’s also guaranteed to traumatize the kiddies with frightening images of danger and death.

No screencaps this time.  I watched the movie through Netflix’s ‘Watch Instantly’ streaming video service.


The Greatest Movie EVER!

Hold onto your NASA hats, because

Flight of the Navigator is the Greatest Movie EVER!

This movie contains:

Ooooh, a flying sesame seed!

Space-faring Bicycle Helmets.

Pee Wee Herman?

Alien Weirdos.

Pouty pouty pouty.

Precocious Children.

Dr. Johnny Fever.

She's a cutey.

Sarah Jessica Parker. We think she’s cute here, darn it!



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