The Greatest Movie EVER! Podcast
Reviewing only the finest films in the history of cinema. And robots, too.
Hold on to your headstones, because The Return of the Living Dead (1985) is the Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Jeremy Kaufmann of Violence Mars.
Review in a Nutshell: A low-budget horror-comedy with a punk rock soundtrack, The Return of the Living Dead (1985) is both intensely political and acerbically satirical. “Send more cops.”
Watch out for booby-traps, because The People Under the Stairs (1991) is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring guest host Zoe from the Internet.
Review in a Nutshell: While the horror elements of the film may seem tame by modern standards, The People Under the Stairs (1991) is buoyed up by strong performances, solid production design, and an absolutely scathing sense of social and political commentary.
Watch out for rats, because Split Second (1992) is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie title or the DVD cover above to download our review of the film, featuring guest host “Celebrity Translator” Neil Nadelman.
Review in a Nutshell: An unlikely mash-up of cyberpunk science fiction, buddy cop comedy, and supernatural serial killer movies, Split Second (1992) gleefully blends genres into a strangely compelling and fun little 90 minute romp. Come for the chocolate, stay for the anxiety.
Hold on to your ancient, druidic rituals, because Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995) is the Greatest Movie EVER? Click on the movie title or the promo banner above to download our review of the film, featuring guest host Kyle “ChibiUFO” Foster.
Review in a Nutshell: The sixth in a long line of sequels, remakes, and reboots, Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995) is notable for having a troubled production complicated by last-minute reshoots, resulting in a bizarre producer’s cut and a fascinatingly broken theatrical cut.
Always follow The Rules, because The Boy (2016) is the Greatest Movie EVER?
Click on the movie poster or title above to download our review of the film, featuring guest host Zoe.
Review in a Nutshell: A slow-paced and artistic horror film that descends into utter madness in the final act, The Boy (2016) is ultimately more interesting in theory than execution, but there’s still plenty of food for thought here.
Watch out for acid rain, because Creepozoids is the Greatest Movie EVER?
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring guest host Jeremy Kaufmann (@whydoisay).
Review in a Nutshell: A low budget and unapologetic Aliens knock-off, Creepozoids, is a strange and inexplicable exercise in film-making that will leave your scratching your head.
Strap on your six-shooters, because Ghost Town (1988) is the Greatest Movie EVER?
Click on the Bluray cover or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Phillip.
Review in a Nutshell: Hampered by a troubled production within a collapsing studio, Ghost Town (1988) is a “Weird Western” horror movie with an identity crisis whose moments of clear potential sadly fall short. Cool poster, though.
Hold on to your alien weapons and your teenage dreams, because Laserblast is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Phillip (formerly known as Eeeper of Eeeper’s Choice).
Review in a Nutshell: A no-budget science fiction flick from the Seventies, Laserblast nonetheless has some outstanding pyrotechnics and a surprisingly meaty portrayal of alienation and suburban ennui.
Hang on to your soda cans, because Willy’s Wonderland is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie title or the Blu-ray cover above to download our review of the film, featuring Zoe of Friends From The Internet.
Review in a Nutshell: A horror-comedy starring Nicolas Cage as a silent protagonist murdering an abandoned theme park full of Satanic animatronics, Willy’s Wonderland is a fun little film whose obvious flaws are buoyed up by a great soundtrack and some quirky character acting.
Rev up the geospheres, because The Lawnmower Man is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the Bluray cover or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring “Celebrity Translator” Neil Nadelman.
Review in a Nutshell: A low-budget science fiction film with pioneering computer graphics and a burbling anxiety about the future abuses of virtual reality technologies that have as-yet failed to materialize, The Lawnmower Man bears no real resemblance to its source material, but the production design and performances are good despite a muddled narrative and inconsistent tone and pacing.
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