Tag Archives: Milla Jovovich

Anderson thinks it’s Alice uber allis, and

Resident Evil: Extinction is the ‘Greatest’ Movie EVER.

This movie contains:

Mary Sue…er, I mean ‘Alice’.

“Hey, where’d my character go?”

Zombies. They HATE chain-link fences.

CROWS. (peck peck peck peck peck peck peck)

Severe Food Allergies. Oh, wait, that’s a Tyrant.

Piles and Piles of Dead Alice Clones.