The Greatest Movie EVER! Podcast
Reviewing only the finest films in the history of cinema. And robots, too.
Hold on to your interdimensional magical gems, because Psycho Goreman (2020) is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring guest host Kyle “ChibiUFO” Foster.
Review in a Nutshell: A horror-comedy with the sensibilities of a Nineties kid’s show crossed with a video game (complimentary), Psycho Goreman (2020) has strong comic timing, great production design, and solid performances from its cast.
Hold on to your candy canes, because Santa Claus: The Movie (1985) is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the DVD cover or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Vtuber extraordinaire Sasquatchulous.
Review in a Nutshell: Despite strong production design and an endearing performance by David Huddleston as Santa, Santa Claus: The Movie (1985) is weighed down dozens of bizarre narrative and directorial decisions that make the film go down like a lump of coal in your stocking.
Hold on to your honey, because The Beekeeper (2024) is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Tom “Finalfuryk” Pandich.
Review in a Nutshell: An over-the-top action movie with hilariously retrograde politics, The Beekeeper (2024) is nonetheless a tremendously entertaining film.
Hold on to your chickens, because Return to Oz (1985) is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie title or the poster above to download our review of the film, featuring Gerard (from Canada).
Review in a Nutshell: Sporting strong performances and impeccable production design and special effects, Return to Oz (1985) nonetheless failed to find its audience despite (or perhaps because of) serving as a sequel to the much-beloved 1939 film, The Wizard of Oz.
Watch out for rats, because Split Second (1992) is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie title or the DVD cover above to download our review of the film, featuring guest host “Celebrity Translator” Neil Nadelman.
Review in a Nutshell: An unlikely mash-up of cyberpunk science fiction, buddy cop comedy, and supernatural serial killer movies, Split Second (1992) gleefully blends genres into a strangely compelling and fun little 90 minute romp. Come for the chocolate, stay for the anxiety.
Hold on to your ill-gotten gains, because Bound (1996) is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring guest host Zoe from the Internet.
Review in a Nutshell: The directorial debut of the Wachowskis, Bound (1996) is a taut and economical neo-noir crime thriller with great performances, strong queer representation, and a surprisingly acidic sense of humor.
Fire of up your flying turtles, because Gamera the Brave (2006) is the Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Tom “Finalfuryk” Pandich.
Review in a Nutshell: A kid-friendly film with a surprising degree of emotional depth, Gamera the Brave (2006) nevertheless failed to find its footing commercially and critically, and so it may end up being the final Gamera film ever produced…
Hold on to your compact discs, because I Come in Peace (1990), also known as “Dark Angel”, is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the VHS cover or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring guest host Alex Case of the Anime Explorations podcast.
Review in a Nutshell: An exuberantly goofy film, I Come in Peace blends buddy cop action with science fiction / horror elements and an acerbic sense of humor as well as strong casting. Come for the gangs of drug-peddling yuppies, stay for the mayhem.
A podcast 3, 5, or 12 years in the making! Join Tom, Mike Toole, and I as we delve deep into two versions of a very pretty but thoroughly inexplicable animated film from 2005 and 2009, respectively. CLICK HERE or on the movie poster above to download our review of Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, a story that is brimming over with Planet Fever™.
Hold on to your elvish mind-stones, because Hawk the Slayer (1980) is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Gerard (from Canada).
Review in a Nutshell: A narratively threadbare fantasy film, Hawk the Slayer (1980) is nonetheless a fascinating experience thanks to stolen production value, bizarre directorial choices, and an absolutely unhinged performance by Jack Palance as an evil warlord.
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