Category Archives: Most Dangerous Game

The Most Dangerous Month – Deliverance

The Greatest Movie EVER!
Mind your merit badges, because Deliverance is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Distinguished!
Handsome Young Men, Smoking Pipes.
Ba da ding ding ding.
Banjo Wielding Freaks.
“This is the worst Boy Scout canoe retreat EVER.”
WHEEEEEEE!
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
COMING SOON!
The exciting conclusion to Hunt You Like an Animal: The Most Dangerous Month.
What could possibly top all the films we’ve already covered?
COMING SOON!
OH SNAP!

The Most Dangerous Month – The Condemned

The 'Greatest' Movie EVER!
Don’t touch that high-speed Internet connection to the streaming death show,
because The Condemned is the ‘Greatest’ Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Blonde Eye Candy.
Stunning!
Interior Decorators.
Blimey! He's crazy!
Crazy Asian Guys.
Grrr. Argh.
Vinnie “Evil McEvilstein” Jones.
COMING SOON!
COMING SOON!
Hunt You Like an Animal: The Most Dangerous Month
continues with perhaps the worst canoe-camping trip EVER…

The Most Dangerous Month – Surviving the Game

The Greatest Movie EVER!
Beware of priests bearing gifts, because Surviving the Game is the Greatest Movie EVER!
No Screen-caps this time. I’m super tired.
But as a measure of compensation…

COMING SOON!
“Because Stone Cold Said So!”

The Most Dangerous Month – The Running Man

The Greatest Movie EVER!
Grab a six-pack of Cadre Cola, because The Running Man is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
No tongue, Killian.
Killian.
Tanaka is Fired.
Professor Sub-Zero.
Clap if you love...
Dynamo!
This guy loves his job.
Buzzsaw.
Snake Eater?
Fireball.
Former Governor of Minnesota.
Captain Freedom.
Oh, yeah. Arnold’s in it, too.
COMING SOON!
The Most Dangerous Month continues…
COMING SOON!
“Maybe you should drive, Ice-T?”

The Most Dangerous Month – Hard Target

The Greatest Movie EVER!
Watch out for spin-kicks, because Hard Target is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Fabulous!
The Mullet of Champions.
GRRRR! ARRRGH!
Inconveniently Flaming Jackets.
Chicks dig dudes with good balance.
Firing guns while standing up on a motorcycle.
TAKE THAT, SLITHERY!\
SNAKE PUNCHING.
-D
Fruity Eyebrow-Raising Villains.
COMING SOON!
The Most Dangerous Month continues…
COMING SOON!
Yellow is not your color, Arnie.