Imitation, or Inspiration? Regardless, The Super Inframan is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Hong Kong Legend, Danny Lee!
Space Vixens.
Space Vixens.
MIND BULLETS!
Thunderball Fists.
COMING SOON!
Hey, who rattled your Cage?
Category Archives: Robots
CRASH AND BURN!
Robosexual undertones aside, RobotJox is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This episode features guest host Jeff “Rich Lather” Tatarek from the Lather’s Blather Podcast.
This movie contains:
Crazy Russians.
ROBO FOOT!
ROCKET PUNCH!
CLOSING THOUGHT:
What does this movie deserve?
THUMBS UP.
COMING SOON!
“Searching for Odin, my love?”
“BRRRRR! YAAARGH!”
Anything is funnier if it’s in space, hence The Ice Pirates is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Danger!
Romance!
Space Herpes!
ZOMG ROBOTZ W / SWORDZ LOLZ!!111!!1111
The Disadvantages of Time Travel.
COMING SOON!
“We’re going to need a bigger chopper…”
Karate Invasion! The Sex Lives of Robots
The podcast is being invaded by Fast Karate, and Appleseed is the Greatest Worst Movie EVER!
This podcast contains:
Sexy Robots.
Various hooved mammals.
Little Moe Pig-Tailed Girls.
Robotic Octopus Tanks.
COMING SOON!
Dirty Lyle has a distaste for truckers…
Neither Tony Stark nor Ozzy Osbourne.
To heck with Shrek, The Iron Giant is The Greatest Movie EVER!
This episode features special guest host, Chad “Winter” Clayton.
His home-page, The Dead of Winter, can be found in the Blogroll side widget.
A BRIEF GUIDE
TO UNDERSTANDING THE EXPRESSIONS
OF YOUR GIANT METAL FRIENDS:
Quizzical.
Concerned.
Murderous Rage.
(NOTE: You probably want to avoid encountering this last one.)
COMING SOON!
Can you stop the Signal?
A Techno-Organic Onion.
Brenda Bakke is smokin’ hot, and Gunhed is the Greatest Movie EVER!
EDIT: I forgot to mention that this episode features guest hosts Steve Harrison and Tim Eldred, a motley pair of treasure hunters.
This film contains:
Carrots.
Gunhed, Standing Mode.
Gunhed, Tank Mode.
CLOSING THOUGHT: How to Design a Bioroid!
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COMING SOON!
Yes, those are the cleansing waters of Lake Minnetonka.
I wonder what color the rain is there?
More fun than a Nuclear-powered Ox-Cart…
Stealth, like Reign of Fire, is the Greatest Worst Movie EVER. (Not great enough to be Greatest, not worse enough to be Worst.)
1 Minutes, 4 Seconds In:
EDI, the star of this picture. If I were in charge, I would design all of my robot-pilot AIs with friendly, soothing green LEDs, rather than the angry, rebellious red ones.
10 Minutes, 23 Seconds In:
(…I’m sorry, was I supposed to write a comment here? I got a little…distracted…)
11 Minutes, 38 Seconds In:
OX-CART NUKES OMG!
21 Minutes, 6 Seconds In:
Ganesh, the Remover of Obstacles.
COMING SOON!
Just in time for the holidays, the most horrifying film to hit the screen!
Logan’s Run and Lizard-Brains
Logan’s Run is the Greatest Movie EVER.
3 Minutes, 6 Seconds In:
Now that I think about it, that Carousel crystal looks like a giant Apple Sour Altoid.
See?
Anti-gravity Disco!
6 Minutes, 54 Seconds In:
It’s kind of sad when your film’s Moses figure is Peter Ustinov as a Crazy Cat Guy.
7 Minutes, 28 Seconds In:
Steam Spears! OH SNAP!
8 Minutes, 14 Seconds In:
Box, the Resident Insane Robot.
Why don’t they ever invent a robot
that doesn’t go haywire and attempt to kill you?
I blame Y2K.
9 Minutes, 18 Seconds In:
This is what the directors were shooting for, visually speaking.
Ironically, my good friend Eddie turns 30 this September.
THERE IS NO SANCTUARY, EDDIE!
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