The Greatest Movie EVER! Podcast
Reviewing only the finest films in the history of cinema. And robots, too.
Time for some more kiddy cartoons!
CLICK HERE or on the image above to download a bonus episode in which Sean “Hollywood” Hunting and I gush all over Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes.
Review in a Nutshell: Avengers is one of only a handful of Marvel animated properties that does justice to the source material. It’s a great animated series that can be enjoyed by children of all ages, with sharp writing and strong characterization.
FINAL THOUGHT:
The theme song is @#$%ing terrible, though.
Break out the katanas and the rocking guitar solos, because Highlander: The Search for Vengeance is (probably not) the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuing Sean “Hollywood” Hunting.
Review in a Nutshell: Beautifully animated but structurally crippled, Highlander: The Search for Vengeance is still not the worst Highlander property, even if Colin MacCleod is hands-down the worst Highlander. Paul blames the script; Sean blames the director. A fabulous time is had by all.
This movie contains:
Chainsaw-wielding Cannibal Mutants.
Druid Ghosts.
Nice Mullet, Jerk.
Sweet Lovin’, Eighties Style.
FINAL THOUGHT:
The best thing to result from this anime.
Remember to eat your fruit and vegetables, because Cobra is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring guest host Daryl Surat of AnimeWorldOrder.
Review in a Nutshell: There are some movies that define an era, embedding themselves in the fabric of popular media and influencing later films for decades to come. And there are films like Cobra, which encapsulate the craziest elements of an entire period in film and then are promptly, tragically forgotten.
This movie contains:
Killer Nerds?
Practical Solutions in Cutlery.
Fast Food Atrocities.
Sexy Robots?
FINAL THOUGHT:
Behold, the infamous music video montage!
Get ready to abuse some innocent fishmen, because ARENA is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie cover or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Sean “Hollywood” Hunting.
Review in a Nutshell: Did you see that guy just punch that giant rubber space lizard in the face? Did you? BECAUSE I SURE DID!
Set up your hilarious jungle booby-traps, because Solo is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Sean “Hollywood” Hunting.
Review in a Nutshell: Solo may have a cliche premise (“creating the ultimate super-soldier”), but the movie is well-acted and well-executed. It’s got great stunts, solid special effects, and an interesting setting, too. Also, Adrien Brody!?!
Grab your glowing walnuts, because Message from Space is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the podcast, featuring the Most Dangerous guest host, Patrick Macias.
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Review in a Nutshell: Space walnuts. Lizard men. Silver-skinned villains. Blowing up the moon. Space hot-rodding in space-dragsters. What the heck did I just watch?
This movie contains:
Drunken Vic Morrow.
Lizard Men with Whips.
Racist Robots.
This movie no longer contains:
The Moon. (Take that, Moon!)
FINAL THOUGHT:
This was the expression on my face while watching this film.
Strap on your hawk wings and your emerald green leggings, because Flash Gordon is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the poster or the movie title above to download our review of the film, featuring Ken Nabbe, aka The Internet’s Joey Snackpants.
Review in a Nutshell: A film that wallows a little too much in its own sense of campiness, Flash Gordon nevertheless has great costumes, colorful sets, and solid model design. The supporting characters, especially the villains, really steal the show.
Strap on your go-go boots and grab your mighty sword, because Heavy Metal is the Greatest Movie EVER?
Click on the poster or the movie title above to download our review of the film, featuring guest cohost Gerald Rathkolb from AnimeWorldOrder.
Review in a Nutshell: Uneven, over-sexed, and outright weird in places, Heavy Metal is nonetheless a unique animated experience. It might be even nerdier than T.R.O.N.
This podcast contains:
Terrible things, man, terrible things.
Boot up your identity disc program, because TRON is the Greatest (i.e. Nerdiest) Movie EVER!
This episode features special guest host “Joey Snackpants” from Green Mustard Productions.
Click on the movie poster or the link above to download our review of the film.
Review in a Nutshell: Jeff Bridges and Bruce Boxleitner are digital warriors in the computer world, rescuing the pre-Internets from the evil Master Control Program. It doesn’t get much nerdier than this.
Behold the Horrors that this Movie hath Wrought upon the Web:
Tron Guy. You’ve seen it. You can’t un-see it.
Turn on your magnetic boots, because Space Truckers is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Review in a Nutshell: Due to contributions from people as varied as Stuart Gordon and Hajime Sorayama, Space Truckers is light-years better than any low-budget, science-fiction adventure film has any right to be. Its attention to detail and sardonic sense of humor make it a treat to watch.
This movie contains:
Square Pigs.
Pink Overalls.
Vernon Wells, Space Privateer.
The latest advancements in cybernetic male-enhancement technology.
Post Script:
This is what the good poster for Space Truckers looks like.
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