Polish up your golden, spiked bikini because Conquest is the Greatest Movie EVER!
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to download our review of the film, featuring guest host Oli Bulmer.
Review in a Nutshell: A dark fantasy Spanish / Italian / Mexican co-production that cribs liberally from such films as Conan the Barbarian, Clan of the Cave Bear, Clash of the Titans, and Beastmaster, Conquest is long on smoke machines and short on plot. Expect wolf men, cave men, swamp mummies, and bows that shoot lasers. It’s a very strange film which I think everyone should watch, because Lucio Fulci is a weird dude.
Ohh! I think I need to get this one from Netflix, Paul! It sounds like it’s either mindroastingly awful – or amazingly awesome!