Do that funky hand-jive, because Santa Sangre is the Greatest Movie EVER!
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featuring Franklin Raines of Children of the Blazing Fist.
Review in a Nutshell: Trashy, exploitative, surreal, humorous, grotesque…all of these words and more apply to Alejandro Jodorowsky’s most accessible film, Santa Sangre, a tale of murderous Oedipal urges, religious cults, dismemberment, insanity, and the circus. Quite simply, this is an amazing and beautiful film.
Polish up your golden, spiked bikini because Conquest is the Greatest Movie EVER!
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to download our review of the film, featuring guest host Oli Bulmer.
Review in a Nutshell: A dark fantasy Spanish / Italian / Mexican co-production that cribs liberally from such films as Conan the Barbarian, Clan of the Cave Bear, Clash of the Titans, and Beastmaster, Conquest is long on smoke machines and short on plot. Expect wolf men, cave men, swamp mummies, and bows that shoot lasers. It’s a very strange film which I think everyone should watch, because Lucio Fulci is a weird dude.
Hold onto your Jet Skis, because Dinoshark is the Greatest Movie EVER!
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Review in a Nutshell: A fun little creature feature with decent production values, Dinoshark is one of the better low-budget, prehistoric aquatic predator movies.
This movie contains:
Sunglasses + Binoculars
Hey, look, a helicopter!
Authentic Military-grade Hardware.
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