Posted on September 11, 2016 by gooberzilla
Man the oars, because Ben-Hur (1959) is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Tom Pandich, Internet Terrorist.
Review in a Nutshell: Widely recognized as one of the greatest films in American cinematic history, Ben-Hur is a sprawling, epic tale of revenge and redemption. It’s also a million years long and Chuck Heston has all the on-screen charisma of chunk of granite. Are Tom and I able to pay proper reverence to a film that garnered as many Academy awards as The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King? Tune into find out.
Filed under: Drama, Greatest Movie EVER | Tagged: Ben-Hur, Charlton Heston, General Lee Wallace, Haya Harareet, Hugh Griffith, Rome, Sam Zimbalist, Stephen Boyd, William Wyler | 4 Comments »
Posted on August 28, 2016 by gooberzilla
Hold on to your guitar picks, because Six-String Samurai is the Greatest Movie EVER?
Click on the DVD cover or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Sean “Hollywood” Hunting.
Review in a Nutshell: An independent film with strong production design, a great concept, and a killer soundtrack, Six-String Samurai suffers from questionable comic timing and an inconsistent tone. It’s not as entertaining as I want it to be, although Sean enjoyed it more on a second viewing.
Filed under: Comedy, Fantasy, Greatest Movie EVER, Kung Fu | Tagged: Jeffrey Falcon, Lance Mungia, Music, Post-Apocalyptic Films, Rockabilly, The Red Elvises | 1 Comment »
Posted on August 14, 2016 by gooberzilla
In the August entry of GME! Anime Fun Time, Tom and I take an impromptu look at Kiki’s Delivery Service, a 1989 theatrical anime film directed by Hayao Miyazaki and animated by Studio Ghibli. CLICK HERE or on the Bluray cover about to download our review of the film. Discussion includes topics such as depression, adolescence, and sentimentality. There’s also some bonus talk about Flying Witch, The Kingdom of Dreams and Madness, and why Yamcha is the worst character in Dragon Ball Z.
Filed under: Animation, Fantasy, Greatest Movie EVER | Tagged: Anime, Fantasy Films, Hayao Miyazaki, Joe Hisashi, Kiki's Delivery Service, Magic, Studio Ghibli, Witches | 1 Comment »
Posted on July 31, 2016 by gooberzilla
Strap on your six guns, because Westworld (1973) is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Sean “Hollywood” Hunting.
Review in a Nutshell: A low-budget, high-concept genre film that predates the popular usage of the phrase “computer virus”, Westworld (1973) is a compelling science fiction thriller with solid performances, strong character writing, and special effects that have stood the test of time.
Filed under: Greatest Movie EVER, Robots, Sci Fi | Tagged: James Brolin, Michael Crichton, Richard Benjamin, Robots, Science Fiction Films, Westworld, Yul Brynner | 6 Comments »
Posted on July 17, 2016 by gooberzilla
Practice your secret techniques of Japanese rope-bondage, because Five Element Ninjas is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the DVD cover or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring M.O.M., the Mistress of Malapropisms.
Review in a Nutshell: Combining Chang Cheh’s trademark melodrama with superior athletic skills and hilarious gimmickery, Five Element Ninjas represents the Shaw Brothers at the height of their game as producers of top-quality kung fu films.
Filed under: Greatest Movie EVER, Kung Fu, Ninjas | Tagged: Chang Cheh, Hong Kong, Kung Fu Movies, Martial Arts Movies, Ninja, Shaw Brothers | 8 Comments »
Posted on June 19, 2016 by gooberzilla
Watch out for under-cranked stock footage from nature documentaries, because Jaws 3-D is (probably not) the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the title or the movie poster above to download our review of the film, featuring Matt “Saint Mort” Kelly from the Horror Movie Night podcast.
Review in a Nutshell: Hamstrung by an implausible premise and gimmicky 3-D camerawork, Jaws 3-D is arguably the nadir of the Jaws films. Despite a surprising amount of talent arrayed before and behind the camera, the film’s plot never quite hits its stride and the cinematography and special effects suffer from the de-conversion process. It’s an odd relic from an early Eighties 3-D revival that never got off the ground.
Filed under: Drama, Greatest Movie EVER, Horror | Tagged: Bess Armstrong, Dennis Quaid, Jaws, Joe Alves, Lea Thompson, Lou Gossett Jr., P.H. Moriarty, Peter Benchley, Richard Matheson, Sea World, Sharks, Simon MacCorkindale | 4 Comments »
Posted on May 22, 2016 by gooberzilla
The Stomp Romp / Zilla Thrill theme refuses to die, unlike King Ghidorah in Destroy All Monsters, a 1968 monster-bash that was originally intended to be the final entry in the Godzilla film franchise. CLICK HERE or on the image above to download our review of the film, in which I find the pacing of the film a tad overwhelming and Mom proves herself to be a secret Anguirus-hater.
Filed under: Dinosaurs, Dragons, Godzilla, Greatest Movie EVER, Sci Fi | Tagged: Akira Ifukube, Akira Kubo, destroy all monsters, Giant Monster Movies, Godzilla, Ishiro Honda, Toho Studios | 1 Comment »