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The Greatest Movie EVER!

Despite its over-enthusiastic ad copy, The Vikings is the Greatest Movie EVER!

This movie contains:

Yep, he's shaggy.

Ernest Borgnine.

A keen emphasis placed on the role of swords in Norse metaphysics.

(Pun intended.)

Kirk Douglas hesitates.

“You know, I don’t suppose I will kill you after all. I mean, standing here like this ready to strike the fatal blow,

I realize that you do resemble our late father rather strongly, and somehow it would just feel wrong to smite you

while you’re defenseless…”

Tony Curtis sees an opportunity.

“O RLY?”

PWND!

“GAH! OH SNAP!”

This movie does not contain:

Giant Enemy Crabs.

Giant enemy crabs. 😦

CRASH AND BURN!

The Greatest Movie EVER!

Robosexual undertones aside, RobotJox is the Greatest Movie EVER!

This episode features guest host Jeff “Rich Lather” Tatarek from the Lather’s Blather Podcast.

This movie contains:

Alexander is crezy.

Crazy Russians.

ROBO FOOT!

ROBO FOOT!

ROCKET PUNCH!

ROCKET PUNCH!

CLOSING THOUGHT:

What does this movie deserve?

Thumbs Up!

THUMBS UP.

COMING SOON!

RAPE IMMINENT!

“Searching for Odin, my love?”

Mazes and Monsters (Not Really)

The Greatest Movie EVER!

All joking aside, Pan’s Labyrinth is the Greatest Movie EVER!

This movie includes:

Don't kiss him. He ain't a Prince.

Exploding Giant Toads.

Fauns and other fairy woodland creatures.

D.A.R.E. to resist magical chalk!

Peer pressure.

Ofelia: “This’ll make me cool, right?”

Pan: “Yeah, baby, the first one’s free.”

PEEK-A-BOO!

CLOSING THOUGHT!

Okay, that’s enough darkness and depression for a while.

After all…

Owie.

Guillermo just wants to make you smile.

COMING SOON!

GAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

Why is Frank Dux so upset? Tune in and find out!

Truckin’ It Dirty Lyle-style.

The Greatest Movie EVER!

All jokes involving the Japanese Optimus Prime aside, Convoy is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Sorry for the general lack of show notes;

I’m in Miami attending Katherine’s graduation, and I don’t have access to my usual resources.

Okay, I lied. I couldn’t do without at least one Optimus Prime / Convoy joke:WTF?

 COMING SOON!

Space Herpe!!!

AAAAAH! SPACE HERPES!