Puberty and Vampirism Do Not Mix…

The Lost Boys is the Greatest Movie EVER. After all, a billion angsty teenagers that shop at Hot Topic can’t all be wrong…

 

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Who could possibly choose between these two, burning hunks of Manhood?

 

17 Minutes, 14 Seconds In:

When Undeath hands you lemons, make lemon-aide.
(Or blood-aide, if you’re a vampire.)

 

20 Minutes, 2 Seconds In:

Nanook, Mightiest of Vampire-Slayers!

 


The Dog-tackle(TM).

 


T-Minus:

 

5…

 

4…

 

3…

 

2…

 

1…

IGNITION!

 

Gentlemen, we have Dog-tackle(TM).

Concerning Ugly Puppies and Alternative Life-styles.

This week, the Greatest Movie EVER! Podcast features Streetfighter:

 

4 Minutes, 51 Seconds In:

That’s one ugly puppy, man. (Courtesy of One Ugly Puppy Productions)

 

12 Minutes, 22 Seconds In:

These guys are definitely not gay.

 


Yep…

 


Definitely NOT Gay.

 

16 Minutes, 27 Seconds In:

The look on Chun Li’s face. (OWNED!)

 

17 Minutes, 29 Seconds In:

My girl Cammy. (Courtesy of www.cammyfan.com.)

New Age Propaganda

This week, Mom and I tackle The Dark Crystal.

 

3 Minutes, 12 seconds In:

The Skeksis: Guaranteed to Scare Little Children or Your Money Back!

 

3 Minutes, 47 seconds In:

JERRY GARCIA!?!

 

7 Minutes, 17 seconds In:

The Garthim, for all your Giant, Marauding Beetle Needs.

 

17 Minutes, 24 seconds In:

Puppet Nudity! Dear Heavens, think of the Children!

 

18 Minutes, 4 seconds In:

Too much M-TV, man.

 

That’s it for this week! Visit again next week for more of the Greatest Movie EVER!

Al Gore’s Got Nothing on This One…

This week’s episode of The Greatest Movie EVER! Podcast features a review of Godzilla vs. The Smog Monster. Yummy-licious. I’ve also decided to put up a few show notes for your ultimate edification. Enjoy.

 

8 Minutes, 30 seconds In:

 

The Lonely Death of a Put-Upon, Japanese, High-Rise Construction Worker.

 

12 Minutes, 25 seconds In:
FISH-FACE!!!

 

Not tonight, Dear, I have a Haddock.

 

That’s some bad Acid.

 

13 Minutes, 44 seconds In:
The Godzilla Rocket(TM).

 

That’s all for now, folks!