The Greatest Movie EVER! Podcast
Reviewing only the finest films in the history of cinema. And robots, too.
Can you dig it? Because The Warriors is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Lunatics.
Holy @#$%! The Baseball Furies!!!
The Dangers of Anonymous “Dating”.
Sinister DJs.
Lesbian Dance Routines.
NEXT TIME:
We’ll be fighting evil in another dimension!
Leaping Lizards! Godzilla vs Megalon is the Greatest Movie EVER!
(This episode features Mike Dent of r5-Central.)
This movie contains:
Awesome toys.
SPACE COCKROACHES!
Two guys and a robot.
The Moment You’ve All Been Waiting For.
COMING SOON!
+ 
= A Weapon of Last Resort
Punk out your hair-do, because Tank Girl is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Malcom McDowell, a Friendly Man filled with Happy Feelings.
The always lovely Naomi Watts.
Impromptu Musical Numbers.
Ice T as a Mutant Kangaroo.
Oh yeah. Lori Petty’s in it, too.
Strap on your plastic educators, because Forbidden Planet is
The Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Flying Saucers.
Leslie Nielsen, Space Commando.
Sirens from Beyond the Stars.
Invisible Monsters. (You can’t see it. It’s invisible.)
FALSE ADVERTISING!
COMING SOON!
Celebrating 101 and consecutive podcasts, we’re bringing it for real, yo.
Don’t have a schizoid embolism, because Total Recall is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This film contains:
MISOGYNY.
Prosthetic Heads.
WAY COOL CG!
The Future Mrs. Sean “Hollywood” Hunting.
COMING SOON!
Chicks dig dudes with good skills.
Trust nobody, because Impostor is the Greatest Movie EVER!
(And also the Worst Movie EVER!)
This movie contains:
Gary Sinise.
Vincent D’Onofrio.
Torture.
(Er, I mean “Geneva Convention Sanctioned Interrogation Techniques.”)
PARANOIA.
Keith David Impersonators.
Big Mutherin’ Explosions.
COMING SOON!
Turtle Recall?
It begins with scream, not a whimper
because Screamers is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This film contains:
Peter Weller, a king among actors.
Fragile people in bad situations.
Knife-licking Psychos.
TRUE LOVE?
UNDEAD ROBOT DINOSAURS FROM HELL.
Next up on the Big Month of Dick…
Keanu has had better days…
Monitor your greenhouse gas emissions, because
Solar Attack is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
An Angry Mr. Sun.
Lou Gossett Jr, President of the USA.
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Nuclear Wessels.
SUPER SCIENCE!
COMING SOON!
Philip K. in the Hizzie!
(Special thanks to LCom for designing our banner.)
Grab your blood-bucket, because Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky
is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This film contains:
Pretty Boys in Prison.
TRAGEDY.
Mini-Bosses.
ULTRAVIOLENCE.
Religious symbolism.
CLOSING THOUGHT!
I’m so glad this Rude Dude…
…is actually this Foxy Lady.
COMING SOON!
WARNING! INCOMING NINTENDO PROPAGANDA.
Fear the Gooberzilla’s foam-flecked fanboy ravings, because
Transformers: The Movie is the Greatest Movie EVER!
See Also:
This movie contains:
Pink Robots.
AAAAAGH! ROBO-SQUID!!!
He turns into a motorcycle. Please no ‘handlebar’-related jokes.
TRAUMA.
CLOSING THOUGHT!
Where’s Hajime Sorayama when you need him?
COMING SOON:
I think we need to keep reviewing films that are just right for the whole family to consume…
PERFECT!
