The Greatest Movie EVER! Podcast
Reviewing only the finest films in the history of cinema. And robots, too.
Get ready to abuse some innocent fishmen, because ARENA is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie cover or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Sean “Hollywood” Hunting.
Review in a Nutshell: Did you see that guy just punch that giant rubber space lizard in the face? Did you? BECAUSE I SURE DID!
Strap in your noseplugs, because Dune (1984) is (definitely not) the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the poster or the movie title above to download our review of the film, featuring Sean “Hollywood” Hunting.
Review in a Nutshell: Ugly and incomprehensible, the David Lynch version of Dune is a muddled mess that lacks even the redeeming qualities of David Lynch’s usual cinematic weirdness. On the plus side, Sting in a Thong!
This movie contains:
Phallic Symbols.
STINGINATHONG! STINGINATHONG! STINGINATHONG!
Ummm…what the heck is going on here?
Let your freak flag fly, because Freaked is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or title above to download our review of the film, featuring special guest Saint Mort from The Saint Mort Show.
NOTE: Matthew’s laptop broke a fan during the recording, so the quality of his track isn’t ideal. We apologize for the buzzing sound.
Review in a Nutshell: Freaked is a truly strange comedy with incredible special effects, amazing production design, and a surprisingly diverse cast. It has to be seen to be believed.
Activate the weather control balloons, because Son of Godzilla is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the DVD cover or the movie title above to download our review of the film, featuring the return of M.O.M.!
Review in a Nutshell: A film that includes baby dinosaur shenanigans, tropical hijinks, and rampaging arthropods, Son of Godzilla is one of the goofier entries in the Showa series. Many fans revile it for the introduction of the titular character, but the film is still something of a guilty pleasure here at the Greatest Movie EVER! Podcast.
This movie contains:
SCIENCE!
The true peril of giant arachnid research.
ARGH! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
Set up your hilarious jungle booby-traps, because Solo is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Sean “Hollywood” Hunting.
Review in a Nutshell: Solo may have a cliche premise (“creating the ultimate super-soldier”), but the movie is well-acted and well-executed. It’s got great stunts, solid special effects, and an interesting setting, too. Also, Adrien Brody!?!
Do you read Sutter Kane? Because In the Mouth of Madness is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Sean “Hollywood” Hunting.
Review in a Nutshell: A reality-bending, Lovecraftian pastiche that never really comes together, In the Mouth of Madness is an interesting failure. It’s not nearly as bad as everyone claims it is, though.
And thus we conclude our H.P. Lovecraft theme month. Thanks for listening, Lovecraft fans, and eldritch dreams to one and all.
(Banner courtesy of Michael Scally. Thanks, Mike!)
Hold onto your sanity, because The Call of Cthulhu is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film,
featuring Clarissa and Gerald of Anime World Order and Jeff Tatarek of the Lather’s Blather podcast.
Review in a Nutshell: The H.P. Lovecraft Historical Society outdid themselves with this one. The Call of Cthulhu is perhaps the most faithful Lovecraft film adaptation to date, and it’s also a wonderful piece of silent film-making.
ERRATA: La Sombra Prohibida actually means “The Forbidden Shadow”, not “The Forbidden Sleep.”
FINAL THOUGHT:
Cthulhu Mythos got you down? Try Elder Sign!
(Banner courtesy of Michael Scally. Thanks, Mike!)
I hope you like kalamari, because Dagon is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Clarissa from Anime World Order.
This movie contains:
Computer Nerds.
Evil Cultists.
Squid Priestesses.
FINAL THOUGHT:
The Great Old Ones think you smell fantastic.
(Banner courtesy of Michael Scally. Thanks, Mike!)
Hold onto your heads, because Re-Animator is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Sean “Hollywood” Hunting.
This movie contains:
Mad Science.
Zombies.
Vigilant Security Guards.
FINAL THOUGHT:
Herbert West wants you to groove to the beat.
Grab your glowing walnuts, because Message from Space is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the podcast, featuring the Most Dangerous guest host, Patrick Macias.
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Review in a Nutshell: Space walnuts. Lizard men. Silver-skinned villains. Blowing up the moon. Space hot-rodding in space-dragsters. What the heck did I just watch?
This movie contains:
Drunken Vic Morrow.
Lizard Men with Whips.
Racist Robots.
This movie no longer contains:
The Moon. (Take that, Moon!)
FINAL THOUGHT:
This was the expression on my face while watching this film.
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