Hold onto your precious essence, because Lifeforce is the Greatest Movie EVER!
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Review in a Nutshell: Great special effects, droll British performances, and the lovely Mathilda May can’t prevent this troubled Golan / Globus production from being tugged in too many different directions at once. Is this the Greatest Movie EVER? Ollie and I disagree.
Strap in your noseplugs, because Dune (1984) is (definitely not) the Greatest Movie EVER!
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Review in a Nutshell: Ugly and incomprehensible, the David Lynch version of Dune is a muddled mess that lacks even the redeeming qualities of David Lynch’s usual cinematic weirdness. On the plus side, Sting in a Thong!
This movie contains:
STINGINATHONG! STINGINATHONG! STINGINATHONG!
Ummm…what the heck is going on here?
Unsheath those claws, because we’re serving up a double-header of the Greatest Movie EVER!
First, X-men Origins: Wolverine may not be the Greatest Movie EVER, but at least Logan’s hair looks fabulous.
And second, X-men III: The Last Stand will make your inner nerd whimper for mercy.
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