“I Wish I Were a Fish!”

Hang on to your glasses, because The Incredible Mr. Limpet is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Twitch Vtuber Sasquatchulous.

Review in a Nutshell: A middle-of-the-road family film that is buoyed up by a strong comic performance by Don Knotts, The Incredible Mr. Limpet is awash in strange subtext and unusual narrative choices.

It’s a Harryhausen World

Watch out for monsters and mutineers, because The 7th Voyage of Sinbad is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the DVD cover or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Matt Kelly of Horror Movie Night and more.

Review in a Nutshell: A straightforward quest narrative that is light on details but heavy on stop-motion animation, special effects, and spectacle, The 7th Voyage of Sinbad is a classic fantasy film elevated by the incomparable work of Ray Harryhausen.

“Kiss Goodnight!”

Always follow The Rules, because The Boy (2016) is the Greatest Movie EVER?

Click on the movie poster or title above to download our review of the film, featuring guest host Zoe.

Review in a Nutshell: A slow-paced and artistic horror film that descends into utter madness in the final act, The Boy (2016) is ultimately more interesting in theory than execution, but there’s still plenty of food for thought here.

He-Man Hair and Stolen Swords

Hold on to your ancestral daisho, because The Challenge (1982) is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring the Internet’s Oli “ShinInvidNinja” Bulmer.

Review in a Nutshell: A pulpy action film with an unusual amount of talent behind it, The Challenge (1982) is ultimately more violent and ambivalent and less Orientalist than other examples of “gaijin-sploitation” from the same time period.

A.I.-Assisted Martini

Hold on to your humanity, because Colossus: The Forbin Project is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the title or the movie poster above to download our review of the film, featuring guest host “Celebrity Translator” Neil Nadelman.

Review in a Nutshell: Sharp, stylish, and perfectly paced, Colossus: The Forbin Project is a science fiction thriller from 1970 that feels all too relevant in our modern surveillance state.

Not to Be Confused with “Enemy Mime”…

Watch out for space antlions and meteor showers, because Enemy Mine is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the title or the movie poster above to download our review of the film, featuring guest host Kara Dennison.

Review in a Nutshell: Aside from some shoe-horned action sequences at the beginning and end of the film, Enemy Mine is a contemplative science fiction film about friendship and survival that is buoyed up by an outstanding performance by Louis Gossett Jr.

My Condor-sense is Tingling…

Hang on to your hang-gliders, because Condorman is (probably not) The Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Vtuber extraordinaire Sasquatchulous.

Review in a Nutshell: A relic of an era when Disney was floundering both critically and commercially, Condorman is a spy spoof / adventure film aimed at kiddies that can’t manage to land a consistent tone and that ends up being a rather dull experience despite some excellent stunt driving sequences.

“Okay, Baby.”

Watch out for acid rain, because Creepozoids is the Greatest Movie EVER?

Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring guest host Jeremy Kaufmann (@whydoisay).

Review in a Nutshell: A low budget and unapologetic Aliens knock-off, Creepozoids, is a strange and inexplicable exercise in film-making that will leave your scratching your head.

Athletic Conspirators are Brawling

Trust in your fists, because Righting Wrongs (1986) is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the title or the 88 Films UK Blu-ray release cover above to download our review of the film, featuring guest host Kyle “@UFO_canada” Foster.

Review in a Nutshell: Nihilistic, cynical, and achingly sincere, Righting Wrongs (1986) is a modern masterpiece of action cinema that boasts exceptional composition, cinematography, and fight choreography. It’s also completely bonkers, from a narrative standpoint.

No Skeletons Were Harmed in the Making of This Picture.

Strap on your six-shooters, because Ghost Town (1988) is the Greatest Movie EVER?

Click on the Bluray cover or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Phillip.

Review in a Nutshell: Hampered by a troubled production within a collapsing studio, Ghost Town (1988) is a “Weird Western” horror movie with an identity crisis whose moments of clear potential sadly fall short. Cool poster, though.