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The Greatest Movie EVER! Podcast
Reviewing only the finest films in the history of cinema. And robots, too.




Hold onto your joysticks, because The Last Starfighter is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Intergalactic Con Men.
Grumpy Aliens.
Friendly Aliens.
Good Humored Aliens.
Unlikely Heroes.
COMING SOON!

Good thing the university sent their cutest Seismologist.
Can you dig it? Because The Warriors is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Lunatics.
Holy @#$%! The Baseball Furies!!!
The Dangers of Anonymous “Dating”.
Sinister DJs.
Lesbian Dance Routines.
NEXT TIME:

We’ll be fighting evil in another dimension!
Leaping Lizards! Godzilla vs Megalon is the Greatest Movie EVER!
(This episode features Mike Dent of r5-Central.)
This movie contains:
Awesome toys.
SPACE COCKROACHES!
Two guys and a robot.
The Moment You’ve All Been Waiting For.
COMING SOON!
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= A Weapon of Last Resort
Punk out your hair-do, because Tank Girl is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Malcom McDowell, a Friendly Man filled with Happy Feelings.
The always lovely Naomi Watts.
Impromptu Musical Numbers.
Ice T as a Mutant Kangaroo.
Oh yeah. Lori Petty’s in it, too.
Strap on your plastic educators, because Forbidden Planet is
The Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Flying Saucers.
Leslie Nielsen, Space Commando.
Sirens from Beyond the Stars.
Invisible Monsters. (You can’t see it. It’s invisible.)
FALSE ADVERTISING!
COMING SOON!

Celebrating 101 and consecutive podcasts, we’re bringing it for real, yo.