Category Archives: Greatest Movie EVER

The Most Dangerous Month – Hard Target

The Greatest Movie EVER!
Watch out for spin-kicks, because Hard Target is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Fabulous!
The Mullet of Champions.
GRRRR! ARRRGH!
Inconveniently Flaming Jackets.
Chicks dig dudes with good balance.
Firing guns while standing up on a motorcycle.
TAKE THAT, SLITHERY!\
SNAKE PUNCHING.
-D
Fruity Eyebrow-Raising Villains.
COMING SOON!
The Most Dangerous Month continues…
COMING SOON!
Yellow is not your color, Arnie.

Langustino, Scared to Death?

The Greatest Movie EVER!
Scream for you lives, because The Tingler is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Mutant Lobster Story-time!
Shadow Puppets.
The lady's got issues.
Deaf, mute, obsessive-compulsive hemophobes.
Vince freaks out, Pt 1.
Vince freaks out, Pt 2.
Vince freaks out, Pt 3.
Vincent Price, totally freakin’ out, Man!
COMING SOON!
In February, we will Hunt You Like an Animal, for it is The Most Dangerous Month!
COMING SOON!
Hong Kong Shotgun, anyone?

Wax Off?

The Greatest Movie EVER!
Grab your TurtleWax and a bucket of paint, because
The Karate Kid is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Young Love.
The World’s Evil-est Karate Instructor and his Aryan Horde.
Johnny. Evil, or Just Misunderstood?
An Academy Award Nominated performance by Noriyuki “Pat” Morita.
COMING SOON!
COMING SOON!
The Tingler is loose in the theater! Scream, SCREAM FOR YOUR LIVES!

Boas from Bulgaria, Pythons from Philly.

The Greatest Movie EVER!
We may be opening the flood-gates when we state
that Boa vs Python is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
MULLET OF CHAMPIONS!
Underwater Bulgarians.
Don't take a bet with a Dolphin Girl.
She’s a scientist. No, seriously.
Bill Pullman x Hugh Jackman = ?
He’s a scientist, too. They’re all scientists.
He's got a PhD in Internal Human Studies.
Even the snakes are scientists.
This movie also contains:
Yes, I am popular DJ! The crowds love me!
The fortuitous demise of the World’s Worst D.J.
COMING SOON!
Everyone knows that a Snake’s only natural enemy is a Crane…
COMING SOON!
SNAP!

“I’m going to kill them all, Sir.”

The Greatest Movie EVER!
Don’t shoot the fat kid, because Soldier is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Jason Isaacs in Soldier
John Waters, Space Commando?
Ouchie.
Mild Eye Trauma.
Gary Busey in Soldier
Gary Busey, a nice man with happy feelings all of the time.
I <3 Kurt Russell
KURT “MADE YOU BLINK” RUSSELL.
COMING SOON!
An unofficial bonus episode, because you requested it…
COMING SOON!
DON’T SAY I NEVER DID NOTHIN’ FOR YA!

Love, Hate, and Graboids.

The Greatest Movie EVER!
Watch out for bad vibrations, because Tremors is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Kevin Bacon.
A match made in Heaven.
Cute but Approachable Seismologists.
GRABOIDS!
This podcast contains:
He's so pretty.
Beautiful Guest Hosts.
This podcast DOES NOT contain:
Eat Eagle Claw, Ne'er-do-Well!
Daryl “I dislike Kevin Bacon” Surat!