The Greatest Movie EVER! Podcast
Reviewing only the finest films in the history of cinema. And robots, too.
Strap on your hawk wings and your emerald green leggings, because Flash Gordon is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the poster or the movie title above to download our review of the film, featuring Ken Nabbe, aka The Internet’s Joey Snackpants.
Review in a Nutshell: A film that wallows a little too much in its own sense of campiness, Flash Gordon nevertheless has great costumes, colorful sets, and solid model design. The supporting characters, especially the villains, really steal the show.
Unsheath those claws, because we’re serving up a double-header of the Greatest Movie EVER!
First, X-men Origins: Wolverine may not be the Greatest Movie EVER, but at least Logan’s hair looks fabulous.
And second, X-men III: The Last Stand will make your inner nerd whimper for mercy.
Click on the movie titles above to download our reviews of the films, featuring a very heart-broken Sean “Hollywood” Hunting.
Gnash your teeth in agony, because Cool World is definitely not the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring guest cohost Gerald Rathkolb from AnimeWorldOrder.
Review in a Nutshell: Crippled by a wretched script, bad performances, and a non-stop deluge of animated nonsense, Cool World mutates from an interesting premise into a movie so bad that even its creator has disowned it. It’s almost enough to make me feel sorry for Bakshi for foisting this kind of film upon the viewers of the world. Almost.
Polish up your grappling hooks, because Batman: Mask of the Phantasm is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring the official return of Sean “Hollywood” Hunting.
Review in a Nutshell: Despite a few flaws in the production values, Batman: Mask of the Phantasm is one of the most respected and beloved adaptations of the Batman comic books. Because of the mature themes it explores, it is considered by many to be the apex of the Batman: The Animated Series cartoon series.
Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, Superman II is The Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the poster above or the movie’s title to download our review of the film, featuring the return of Sean “Hollywood” Hunting.
PLEASE NOTE: Sean’s sound is going to be a little off until we can arrange a better recording set-up for him. Please bear with us.
Review in a Nutshell: Cobbled together from elements filmed by two drastically different directors, Superman II is one of those films that we loved as a kid that doesn’t hold up well when viewed with the eyes of an adult. Some of the fight scenes and special effects are still nifty, though.
Strap on your go-go boots and grab your mighty sword, because Heavy Metal is the Greatest Movie EVER?
Click on the poster or the movie title above to download our review of the film, featuring guest cohost Gerald Rathkolb from AnimeWorldOrder.
Review in a Nutshell: Uneven, over-sexed, and outright weird in places, Heavy Metal is nonetheless a unique animated experience. It might be even nerdier than T.R.O.N.
This podcast contains:
Terrible things, man, terrible things.
Retract your vibro-blades, because Guyver 2: Dark Hero is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Review in a Nutshell: A low-budget, live-action adaptation of a long-running action / science fiction manga series by Yoshiki Takaya, Guyver 2: Dark Hero is buoyed up by great rubber suit special effects and an absolutely crazy stunt team. Mike Dent of R5 Central guest stars in this episode.
This movie contains:
Angry Face.
ANGRY FACE.
Angry face?
Gay Fishmen?
Prepare yourself for creative uses of shrimp forks and chair legs, because Punisher: War Zone is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Review in a Nutshell: Punisher: War Zone is undeniably the definitive Punisher film. It distills the best elements of Garth Ennis’s writing into film form, in the process capturing the elusive quality that can only be described as “the comic book feel”.
This movie contains:
Loony Bin Jim.
Jigsaw.
Um…overcompensating, maybe?
CAUTION!
This podcast may contain High Levels of Daryl Surat.
Polish up your crystal skulls, because The Phantom is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Review in a Nutshell: Under-appreciated and generally unloved, The Phantom contains just the right blend of adventure, humor, and comic book logic. Treat Williams steals the show as the villain, Xander Drax.
Don’t mess with Kenshiro, because
Fist of the North Star is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Gary Daniels and his Singular Facial Expression.
The late Chris Penn in one of his Greatest Performances.
Future Thugs. Notice that Clint Howard WEARS NO MAKE-UP.
THE GLOW.
HOLY ZOMBIE MALCOM MCDOWELL!
This movie largely lacks:
Exploding Heads.
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