The Greatest Movie EVER! Podcast
Reviewing only the finest films in the history of cinema. And robots, too.
Oh, no! There goes Tokyo! We’re kicking off the first entry in our Godzilla theme event with a review of Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla and Godzilla: Tokyo S.O.S.!
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FINAL THOUGHT!
“Man, I am soooooooo hung-over.”
Special thanks to Michael Scally for designing the Stomp Romp banner.
Hold onto your Jet Skis, because Dinoshark is the Greatest Movie EVER!
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Review in a Nutshell: A fun little creature feature with decent production values, Dinoshark is one of the better low-budget, prehistoric aquatic predator movies.
This movie contains:
Sunglasses + Binoculars
Hey, look, a helicopter!
Authentic Military-grade Hardware.
Charge up the Aqualungs, because Creature from the Black Lagoon is the Greatest Movie EVER!
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Review in a Nutshell: Originally a gimmicky 3D horror film, Creature from the Black Lagoon has aged surprisingly well, taking on layers of environmental allegory as newer generations interpret the film. The special effects and underwater photography are especially strong, but don’t discount the human drama or the sad, lonely state of the movie’s persecuted monster.
Fuel up the helicopter, because Shark Attack in the Mediterranean is the Greatest Movie EVER!
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Review in a Nutshell: A perfect storm of hilarious dubbing and scenes lifted from other, bigger movies, Shark Attack in the Meditarranean, aka Shark Alarm off Mallorca, features surprisingly good CG sharks and the charming antics of bodybuilder-turned-actor Ralf Moeller. As always, M.O.M. loves the scenery.
Continue reading “The Mega-Low Down on the Megalodon in Mallorca.”
Load up the tranquilizer guns, because Baby: Secret of the Lost Legend is the “Greatest” Movie EVER.
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Review in a Nutshell: Slow, ponderous, and not particularly bright … and that’s not describing the dinosaurs! I loved this movie as a kid; I had terrible taste.
Hold onto your broadswords, because Fire and Ice is (probably not) the Greatest Movie EVER!
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Review in a Nutshell: With an uninspiring storyline and an odd visual aesthetic, Fire and Ice skates by on the strengths of Frank Frazetta’s design. Be warned: negative stereotypes and gratuitous booty abound.
Activate the weather control balloons, because Son of Godzilla is the Greatest Movie EVER!
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Review in a Nutshell: A film that includes baby dinosaur shenanigans, tropical hijinks, and rampaging arthropods, Son of Godzilla is one of the goofier entries in the Showa series. Many fans revile it for the introduction of the titular character, but the film is still something of a guilty pleasure here at the Greatest Movie EVER! Podcast.
This movie contains:
SCIENCE!
The true peril of giant arachnid research.
ARGH! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
Break out the bibs and butter, because Godzilla vs the Sea Monster is the Greatest Movie EVER!
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Review in a Nutshell: Godzilla hackey-sacks with a giant shrimp. What more do you want?
This movie contains:
You don’t have to be evil to sport an eyepatch, but it helps.
JUMBO SHRIMP!
Is that Godzilla, or a Stoned Cookie Monster?
ERRATA: “They Shoot Horses, Don’t They?” was actually released in 1969, so Godzilla vs the Sea Monster was actually blazing trails.
Hold onto your hair-plugs, because Alligator is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Review in a Nutshell: Humorous and horrific, tightly edited and carefully paced, Alligator is the giant reptile movie that all the others imitate. Accept no substitutes!
This movie contains:
Robert Forster, the World’s Unluckiest Cop.
Henry Silva, Great White Hunter.
Male Pattern Baldness.
Gators Crashin’ Your Garden Party.
No, it’s not an obscure but terrifying poetic form, it’s Q, the Winged Serpent, the Greatest Movie EVER!
Review in a Nutshell: This movies is BAD. Really, really bad. No, I’m serious. It’s bad. Even the presence of David Carradine and Richard Roundtree cannot salvage this film.
On the plus side, Claymation dragon-dinosaur.
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