CRASH AND BURN!

The Greatest Movie EVER!

Robosexual undertones aside, RobotJox is the Greatest Movie EVER!

This episode features guest host Jeff “Rich Lather” Tatarek from the Lather’s Blather Podcast.

This movie contains:

Alexander is crezy.

Crazy Russians.

ROBO FOOT!

ROBO FOOT!

ROCKET PUNCH!

ROCKET PUNCH!

CLOSING THOUGHT:

What does this movie deserve?

Thumbs Up!

THUMBS UP.

COMING SOON!

RAPE IMMINENT!

“Searching for Odin, my love?”

Mazes and Monsters (Not Really)

The Greatest Movie EVER!

All joking aside, Pan’s Labyrinth is the Greatest Movie EVER!

This movie includes:

Don't kiss him.  He ain't a Prince.

Exploding Giant Toads.

Fauns and other fairy woodland creatures.

D.A.R.E. to resist magical chalk!

Peer pressure.

Ofelia: “This’ll make me cool, right?”

Pan: “Yeah, baby, the first one’s free.”

PEEK-A-BOO!

CLOSING THOUGHT!

Okay, that’s enough darkness and depression for a while.

After all…

Owie.

Guillermo just wants to make you smile.

COMING SOON!

GAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

Why is Frank Dux so upset? Tune in and find out!

Truckin’ It Dirty Lyle-style.

The Greatest Movie EVER!

All jokes involving the Japanese Optimus Prime aside, Convoy is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Sorry for the general lack of show notes;

I’m in Miami attending Katherine’s graduation, and I don’t have access to my usual resources.

Okay, I lied. I couldn’t do without at least one Optimus Prime / Convoy joke:WTF?

 COMING SOON!

Space Herpe!!!

AAAAAH! SPACE HERPES!

Big Mind Go Boom.

The Greatest Movie EVER!

Despite Mom’s waffling, Akira is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click here to see the winning entry in the “Make Mom Watch Akira” Contest.

Congratulations, Alain Mendez!

The new opening / closing music is an original piece called “I’m Real” by Violence Mars.

Click here for the full-length MP3. And click here to visit Violence Mars’s mySpace page.

 

COMING SOON!

OH SNAP!

OH NOES! We’re being invaded through the Interwebs!