The Greatest Movie EVER! Podcast
Reviewing only the finest films in the history of cinema. And robots, too.
Don’t mess with Kenshiro, because
Fist of the North Star is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Gary Daniels and his Singular Facial Expression.
The late Chris Penn in one of his Greatest Performances.
Future Thugs. Notice that Clint Howard WEARS NO MAKE-UP.
THE GLOW.
HOLY ZOMBIE MALCOM MCDOWELL!
This movie largely lacks:
Exploding Heads.
Abobo can’t drive, and Double Dragon is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Awesome Hair.
AWESOME HAIR.
Fuzzy Memories.
ERRATA:
I got Michael Berryman’s name wrong. Sorry, Michael!
COMING SOON!
The Month of Mark Dacascos gets preempted for a very special Mother’s Day.
The Big Week of (Philip K.) Dick commences October1,
but in the meantime Dead or Alive is the Worst (Meh-est?) Movie EVER!
NOTE: If the show sounds a little static-filled this time around, it’s because I forgot to recalibrate my mixer after lending it to Daryl Surat during Anime Weekend Atlanta. I’ve fixed the problem; it shouldn’t happen again. (I sent the DVD back to Netflix without capturing any screens or sound effects, so here are some images swiped from Google Imagesearch.)
This film contains:
Purple Hair! (Thanks, IGN!)
Girl Fights!
CHEESECAKE.
COMING SOON!
“The Second Variety? I thought this was RoboCop 2…”
Grab your blood-bucket, because Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky
is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This film contains:
Pretty Boys in Prison.
TRAGEDY.
Mini-Bosses.
ULTRAVIOLENCE.
Religious symbolism.
CLOSING THOUGHT!
I’m so glad this Rude Dude…
…is actually this Foxy Lady.
COMING SOON!
WARNING! INCOMING NINTENDO PROPAGANDA.
Imitation, or Inspiration? Regardless, The Super Inframan is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Hong Kong Legend, Danny Lee!
Space Vixens.
Space Vixens.
MIND BULLETS!
Thunderball Fists.
COMING SOON!
Hey, who rattled your Cage?
Despite it’s disturbingly high percentage of splits,
Bloodsport is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Charades.
Jean Claude, Master Thespian!
Bolo Yeung and his Pectorals.
This podcast contains:
Mentos. (The Freshmaker)
Conveniently placed pommel-horses aside, Gymkata is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Cossack Ninjas.
Psycho Girlfriends.
Rigorous Training Regimes.
Mel Brooks Impersonators?
This movie does not contain:
Facial Expressions.
Destroy all expectations, because Mortal Kombat: Annihilation is the Worst Movie EVER!
This film contains:
Villains with Choice Hats.
Ninjas. (Suddenly, hundreds of them.)
Red Hot Undead Mamas.
Touching Drama!
Kung Fu-wielding Dragons.
And speaking of Dragons…
COMING SOON!
Somebody call Stromnir!
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