Mauled by the Pedo-Raptor.

The Greatest (Worst?) Movie EVER!

Buckle on your Power Glove, because

The Wizard is the Greatest (Worst?) Movie EVER!

This film contains:

I dig the customized case.

NINTENDO PROPAGANDA.
Mime hands and the esoteric dodge.

NINTENDO PROPAGANDA.

Morons.

That's a compromising position...

Pedophiles.

COMING SOON!

COMING SOON!

A movie with Dr. Mark Dacascos and President Lou Gossett Jr

facing off against an Angry Mr. Sun.

“Did that Robot have a Mustache?”

The Greatest Movie EVER!

Fear the Gooberzilla’s foam-flecked fanboy ravings, because

Transformers: The Movie is the Greatest Movie EVER!

See Also:

This movie contains:

RC, my robo-crush.

Pink Robots.

MADNESS!

AAAAAGH! ROBO-SQUID!!!

He turns into a motorcycle. Please no ‘handlebar’-related jokes.

Optimus Dies.

TRAUMA.

CLOSING THOUGHT!

Kinky.

Where’s Hajime Sorayama when you need him?

COMING SOON:

I think we need to keep reviewing films that are just right for the whole family to consume…

COMING SOON!

PERFECT!

Labyrinths and Lollipops?

The Greatest Movie EVER?

Strap on your scabbards, adventurers, because

Mazes and Monsters is the Greatest (Worst?) Movie EVER!

This movie contains:

Some have mystical powers.

Helpful Skeletons. (“Beware the Sacrilege!”)

Tom Hank's is losin' it.

Crazy people.

Man. that's a stupid hat.

Stupid Hats.

FINAL THOUGHT!

I hope that dragon fails its Saving Throw vs Doritos…

COMING SOON!

COMING SOON.

We’re going to keep this Satanic Death bus a-rollin’

when Chad “Winter” Clayton returns to take a stab at

The Black Cauldron.

The Horror within the Blur

The Greatest Movie EVER!

Some spoilers ahead, so watch the movie first,

because Jacob’s Ladder is the Greatest Movie EVER!

This movie contains:

How can he operate with no eyes?

SILENT HILL.

Ludovig treatment?

SILENT HILL.

Yeesh, that's freaky.

SILENT HILL.

 ERRATA:

  • Pruitt Taylor Vince’s medical condition is actually called “Nystagmus”.
  • The Jezebel of the Old Testament was a worshiper of Baal. The Jezebel mentioned in the New Testament was the sexually promiscuous one.

COMING SOON!

COMING SOON!

Katherine is going to feel my pain…

“Wolfman’s got Nards.”

The Greatest Movie EVER!

Packed to the brim with yummy eighties goodness,

The Monster Squad is the Greatest Movie EVER!

This movie contains:

Dracula is a Pimp.

Dracula.

Hair Face Chippendale?

The Wolf-Man. (AWOOOOOO!)

Ignatius T. Gillman, Esq.

The Creature from the Black Lagoon.

Insert 'Mummy' Pun here.

The Mummy.

Kodak is bogus?

Frankenstein’s Monster.

This movie also contains:

My role model.

Don't mess with Fat Kid.

Children with a staunch belief in the Second Amendment.

COMING SOON!
Tim Robbins in Jacob's Ladder

Tim Robbins has issues…