Reviewing only the finest films in the history of cinema. And robots, too.
Robosexual undertones aside, RobotJox is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This episode features guest host Jeff “Rich Lather” Tatarek from the Lather’s Blather Podcast.
This movie contains:
Crazy Russians.
ROBO FOOT!
ROCKET PUNCH!
CLOSING THOUGHT:
What does this movie deserve?
THUMBS UP.
COMING SOON!
“Searching for Odin, my love?”
Despite it’s disturbingly high percentage of splits,
Bloodsport is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Charades.
Jean Claude, Master Thespian!
Bolo Yeung and his Pectorals.
This podcast contains:
Mentos. (The Freshmaker)
All joking aside, Pan’s Labyrinth is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie includes:
Exploding Giant Toads.
Fauns and other fairy woodland creatures.
Peer pressure.
Ofelia: “This’ll make me cool, right?”
Pan: “Yeah, baby, the first one’s free.”
PEEK-A-BOO!
CLOSING THOUGHT!
Okay, that’s enough darkness and depression for a while.
After all…
Guillermo just wants to make you smile.
COMING SOON!
Why is Frank Dux so upset? Tune in and find out!
Despite my inexplicable affection for the theatrical cut,
Highlander II: The Quickening (Renegade Version) is
the Worst Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
BIIIIIIIIIIRD-MAN!
Once again, BIIIIIIIIIIRD MAN!
Michael Ironside’s one facial expression.
Michael Ironside’s other facial expression.
This movie also contains:
“RAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIREEEEEEEEEEEEZ!”
This movie does not contain:
The Ozone Layer.
Despite a compete lack of pie-eating scenes, Sky High is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This film contains:
Kurt Russell in a Muscle Suit.
Angry Pretty Boys.
Bruce doin’ what Bruce does best.
Sexy Evil Overlords in Robot Moon Boots.
This film does not contain:
PIE. (SOOOOOO GOOOOD!)
COMING SOON!
I really mean it, this time!
Conveniently placed pommel-horses aside, Gymkata is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Cossack Ninjas.
Psycho Girlfriends.
Rigorous Training Regimes.
Mel Brooks Impersonators?
This movie does not contain:
Facial Expressions.
Everyone loves terrifying musical muppets, so Labyrinth is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This film contains:
David Bowie.
Legions of Scary Puppets.
Space Jamaicans
CODPIECE
CODPIECE
CODPIECE.
This film does not contain:
Glorified Slash-fic?
Despite its director’s unfortunate last name,
Blue Thunder is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Helicopter fights.
THOR.
Mongolian Barbeque.
This movie does not contain:
Quentin Tarantino.
COMING SOON!
“What you say?”
Anything is funnier if it’s in space, hence The Ice Pirates is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Danger!
Romance!
Space Herpes!
ZOMG ROBOTZ W / SWORDZ LOLZ!!111!!1111
The Disadvantages of Time Travel.
COMING SOON!
“We’re going to need a bigger chopper…”
All jokes involving the Japanese Optimus Prime aside, Convoy is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Sorry for the general lack of show notes;
I’m in Miami attending Katherine’s graduation, and I don’t have access to my usual resources.
Okay, I lied. I couldn’t do without at least one Optimus Prime / Convoy joke:
COMING SOON!
AAAAAH! SPACE HERPES!
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