Bold, New Universes of Suck…

The Chronicles of Riddick podcast is now available for your listening consumption.

 4 minutes, 5 Seconds In:
These are the Necromonger, from Chronicles of Riddick:

Yeah.

13 Minutes, 59 Seconds In:
This is Dual-Wieldy Scythe-Guy.
He does not realize that two-handed, double-blade scythes
are not good for dual-wielding.
Isn’t life grand?

New Age Propaganda

This week, Mom and I tackle The Dark Crystal.

 

3 Minutes, 12 seconds In:

The Skeksis: Guaranteed to Scare Little Children or Your Money Back!

 

3 Minutes, 47 seconds In:

JERRY GARCIA!?!

 

7 Minutes, 17 seconds In:

The Garthim, for all your Giant, Marauding Beetle Needs.

 

17 Minutes, 24 seconds In:

Puppet Nudity! Dear Heavens, think of the Children!

 

18 Minutes, 4 seconds In:

Too much M-TV, man.

 

That’s it for this week! Visit again next week for more of the Greatest Movie EVER!

Al Gore’s Got Nothing on This One…

This week’s episode of The Greatest Movie EVER! Podcast features a review of Godzilla vs. The Smog Monster. Yummy-licious. I’ve also decided to put up a few show notes for your ultimate edification. Enjoy.

 

8 Minutes, 30 seconds In:

 

The Lonely Death of a Put-Upon, Japanese, High-Rise Construction Worker.

 

12 Minutes, 25 seconds In:
FISH-FACE!!!

 

Not tonight, Dear, I have a Haddock.

 

That’s some bad Acid.

 

13 Minutes, 44 seconds In:
The Godzilla Rocket(TM).

 

That’s all for now, folks!

Attack of the Lichens!

Another week has gone by, and with it comes another Podcast, featuring a review of the execrable Underworld, a piece of sentient cinematic slime that oozed its way out of the primordial soup and permanently into the consciousness of the Almighty Gooberzilla. Seriously, this film is a sore on my brain. Watch it at your own peril.