Reviewing only the finest films in the history of cinema. And robots, too.
Hold onto your joysticks, because The Last Starfighter is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Intergalactic Con Men.
Grumpy Aliens.
Friendly Aliens.
Good Humored Aliens.
Unlikely Heroes.
COMING SOON!
Good thing the university sent their cutest Seismologist.
Can you dig it? Because The Warriors is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Lunatics.
Holy @#$%! The Baseball Furies!!!
The Dangers of Anonymous “Dating”.
Sinister DJs.
Lesbian Dance Routines.
NEXT TIME:
We’ll be fighting evil in another dimension!
Leaping Lizards! Godzilla vs Megalon is the Greatest Movie EVER!
(This episode features Mike Dent of r5-Central.)
This movie contains:
Awesome toys.
SPACE COCKROACHES!
Two guys and a robot.
The Moment You’ve All Been Waiting For.
COMING SOON!
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= A Weapon of Last Resort
Watch out for the naughty tentacles, because
The Host is the Worst Movie EVER!
This film contains:
Motiveless Villainy.
Dedicated Civil Servants Protecting the Public…kinda…
Idiots.
Oh yeah, there’s a Monster in here, somewhere.
CLOSING THOUGHT!
What watching this movie feels like:
TORTURE!
COMING SOON!
If only there were something that could wash
the awful taste of this pitiful excuse
for a Monster Movie out of my mouth…
OH WAIT, THERE IS!
Enlist the aid of the Greek pantheon, because
Clash of the Titans is the Greatest Worst Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
MIND LASERS!
Horrendous Eighties Hair.
Horrifying Mechanical Abominations from the Stygian Pits of Gehenna.
Misappropriated Norwegian Monsters.
Did I mention Horrendous Hair?
What’s COMING SOON?
@#$%ing False Advertising, That’s What!
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