Posted on May 28, 2009 by gooberzilla
Hold onto your eyeballs, because Event Horizon is the Greatest Movie EVER?
Review in a Nutshell: Cobbling together elements from Solaris, Hellraiser, Alien, and The Shining does not guarantee a good science fiction / horror film. The movie’s strong cast and solid set design can’t compensate for a disconnected, fundamentally absurd plot.
Sho Kosugi does some funky hand-jive.
Filed under: Greatest Movie EVER, Horror, Paul W.S. Anderson, Sci Fi | Tagged: Gore, Horror Movies, Jason Isaacs, Laurence Fishburne, Paul W.S. Anderson, Sam Neil, Science Fiction Films, Sean Pertwee | 17 Comments »
Posted on January 27, 2009 by gooberzilla
This is the only picture that should be required to convince you
that Death Race is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Review in a Nutshell: On one hand, indistinguishable gray vehicles firing machine guns at one another in an ash-colored soup of choppy action scenes. On the other hand, Mario Kart power-ups and Robin Shou. On the gripping hand, Jason Statham.
Filed under: Greatest Movie EVER, Most Dangerous Game, Paul W.S. Anderson, Sci Fi | Tagged: Action Movies, Death Race, Ian McShane, Jason Statham, Joan Allen, Most Dangerous Game, Paul W.S. Anderson, Remakes, Robin Shou, Tyrese Gibson | 11 Comments »
Posted on April 24, 2008 by gooberzilla
Anderson thinks it’s Alice uber allis, and
Resident Evil: Extinction is the ‘Greatest’ Movie EVER.
This movie contains:
Mary Sue…er, I mean ‘Alice’.
“Hey, where’d my character go?”
Zombies. They HATE chain-link fences.
CROWS. (peck peck peck peck peck peck peck)
Severe Food Allergies. Oh, wait, that’s a Tyrant.
Piles and Piles of Dead Alice Clones.
Filed under: Greatest Movie EVER, Horror, Paul W.S. Anderson, Sci Fi, Video Game Movies, Zombies | Tagged: Albert Wesker, Claire Redfield, Milla Jovovich, Paul W.S. Anderson, Resident Evil, T-Virus, Umbrella Corporation, Video Game Movies, Zombies | 14 Comments »
Posted on January 7, 2008 by gooberzilla
Don’t shoot the fat kid, because Soldier
is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
John Waters, Space Commando?
Mild Eye Trauma.
Gary Busey, a nice man with happy feelings all of the time.
KURT “MADE YOU BLINK” RUSSELL.
An unofficial bonus episode, because you requested it…
DON’T SAY I NEVER DID NOTHIN’ FOR YA!
Filed under: Greatest Movie EVER, Paul W.S. Anderson, Sci Fi | Tagged: Gary Busey, Jason Isaacs, Kurt Russell, Military Science Fiction, Paul W.S. Anderson, Soldier | 12 Comments »
Posted on September 30, 2007 by gooberzilla
The Big Week of (Philip K.) Dick commences October1,
but in the meantime Dead or Alive is the Worst (Meh-est?) Movie EVER!
NOTE: If the show sounds a little static-filled this time around, it’s because I forgot to recalibrate my mixer after lending it to Daryl Surat during Anime Weekend Atlanta. I’ve fixed the problem; it shouldn’t happen again. (I sent the DVD back to Netflix without capturing any screens or sound effects, so here are some images swiped from Google Imagesearch.)
This film contains:
Purple Hair! (Thanks, IGN!)
“The Second Variety? I thought this was RoboCop 2…”
Filed under: Kung Fu, Ninjas, Paul W.S. Anderson, Video Game Movies, Worst Movie EVER | 17 Comments »
Posted on December 29, 2006 by gooberzilla
Mortal Kombat is the Greatest Movie EVER. Go out and buy a copy. Heck, buy two: one for you, and one for your Sweet Baboo.
5 Minutes, 0 Seconds In:
Yeah, he looks like a Chinese god to me…
7 Minutes, 15 Seconds In:
Am I hot?
14 Minutes, 47 Seconds In:
Tom Dickens, Ravager of Souls!
19 Minutes, 9 Seconds:
I can think of worse ways to die…
Why Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa deserves an Academy Award:
Something involving dinosaurs and time travel, something involving Flying Guillotines, or something involving Uwe Boll. ONLY TIME WILL TELL!
Filed under: Greatest Movie EVER, Kung Fu, Ninjas, Paul W.S. Anderson, Video Game Movies | 4 Comments »
Posted on December 11, 2006 by gooberzilla
We’re (un)dead serious when we say that Resident Evil: Apocalypse is the Worst Movie EVER. I guess our chief criticism is the movie tries to be like the game, and it fails. This wouldn’t be as much of a problem if the game wasn’t so silly in the first place…
6 Minutes, 31 Seconds In:
In think Isaac Newton himself said it was physically impossible to bungee-jump out of a helicopter while dual-wielding Berettas…
7 Minutes, 10 Seconds In:
Milla loves her machine-pistols.
8 Minutes, 42 Seconds In:
The lonely death of Nikolai.
21 Minutes, 5 Seconds In:
Nemmy need hug?
A huge snake…but NOT also poisonous.
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Posted on June 22, 2006 by gooberzilla
Podcast. Reviewed Alien vs. Predator. Barely survived the experience.
Tell my Mom I love her!
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