Category Archives: Horror

Spirit-Jaguar Can’t Protect Your Chickenbag.

The 'Greatest' Movie EVER!
Don’t inhale the Voodoo Powder, because
The Serpent and the Rainbow is the ‘Greatest’ Movie EVER!
This film contains:
It's not so bad...
Bill Pullman on Voodoo Drugs.
Hey there!
Friendly Corpses.
ARGH!
TORTURE!
I see what you did there...
JAGUAR IS WATCHING YOU.
See, he's smiling.
Zakes Mokae, a Nice Man with Happy Feelings, All of the Time.
COMING SOON!
COMING SOON!
All John Rambo wanted was a cup of coffee…

Love, Hate, and Graboids.

The Greatest Movie EVER!
Watch out for bad vibrations, because Tremors is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Kevin Bacon.
A match made in Heaven.
Cute but Approachable Seismologists.
GRABOIDS!
This podcast contains:
He's so pretty.
Beautiful Guest Hosts.
This podcast DOES NOT contain:
Eat Eagle Claw, Ne'er-do-Well!
Daryl “I dislike Kevin Bacon” Surat!

Hornswoggled!?!

The Worst Movie EVER!

Watch out for the naughty tentacles, because

The Host is the Worst Movie EVER!

This film contains:

Motiveless Villainy.

Dedicated Civil Servants Protecting the Public…kinda…

Idiots.

Oh yeah, there’s a Monster in here, somewhere.

CLOSING THOUGHT!

What watching this movie feels like:

TORTURE!

COMING SOON!

If only there were something that could wash

the awful taste of this pitiful excuse

for a Monster Movie out of my mouth…

COMING SOON!

OH WAIT, THERE IS!

The Horror within the Blur

The Greatest Movie EVER!

Some spoilers ahead, so watch the movie first,

because Jacob’s Ladder is the Greatest Movie EVER!

This movie contains:

How can he operate with no eyes?

SILENT HILL.

Ludovig treatment?

SILENT HILL.

Yeesh, that's freaky.

SILENT HILL.

 ERRATA:

  • Pruitt Taylor Vince’s medical condition is actually called “Nystagmus”.
  • The Jezebel of the Old Testament was a worshiper of Baal. The Jezebel mentioned in the New Testament was the sexually promiscuous one.

COMING SOON!

COMING SOON!

Katherine is going to feel my pain…

“Wolfman’s got Nards.”

The Greatest Movie EVER!

Packed to the brim with yummy eighties goodness,

The Monster Squad is the Greatest Movie EVER!

This movie contains:

Dracula is a Pimp.

Dracula.

Hair Face Chippendale?

The Wolf-Man. (AWOOOOOO!)

Ignatius T. Gillman, Esq.

The Creature from the Black Lagoon.

Insert 'Mummy' Pun here.

The Mummy.

Kodak is bogus?

Frankenstein’s Monster.

This movie also contains:

My role model.

Don't mess with Fat Kid.

Children with a staunch belief in the Second Amendment.

COMING SOON!
Tim Robbins in Jacob's Ladder

Tim Robbins has issues…