The Greatest Movie EVER! Podcast
Reviewing only the finest films in the history of cinema. And robots, too.
Can you dig it? Because The Warriors is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Lunatics.
Holy @#$%! The Baseball Furies!!!
The Dangers of Anonymous “Dating”.
Sinister DJs.
Lesbian Dance Routines.
NEXT TIME:
We’ll be fighting evil in another dimension!
Leaping Lizards! Godzilla vs Megalon is the Greatest Movie EVER!
(This episode features Mike Dent of r5-Central.)
This movie contains:
Awesome toys.
SPACE COCKROACHES!
Two guys and a robot.
The Moment You’ve All Been Waiting For.
COMING SOON!
+ 
= A Weapon of Last Resort
Watch out for the naughty tentacles, because
The Host is the Worst Movie EVER!
This film contains:
Motiveless Villainy.
Dedicated Civil Servants Protecting the Public…kinda…
Idiots.
Oh yeah, there’s a Monster in here, somewhere.
CLOSING THOUGHT!
What watching this movie feels like:
TORTURE!
COMING SOON!
If only there were something that could wash
the awful taste of this pitiful excuse
for a Monster Movie out of my mouth…
OH WAIT, THERE IS!
Enlist the aid of the Greek pantheon, because
Clash of the Titans is the Greatest Worst Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
MIND LASERS!
Horrendous Eighties Hair.
Horrifying Mechanical Abominations from the Stygian Pits of Gehenna.
Misappropriated Norwegian Monsters.
Did I mention Horrendous Hair?
What’s COMING SOON?
@#$%ing False Advertising, That’s What!
Punk out your hair-do, because Tank Girl is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Malcom McDowell, a Friendly Man filled with Happy Feelings.
The always lovely Naomi Watts.
Impromptu Musical Numbers.
Ice T as a Mutant Kangaroo.
Oh yeah. Lori Petty’s in it, too.
Strap on your plastic educators, because Forbidden Planet is
The Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Flying Saucers.
Leslie Nielsen, Space Commando.
Sirens from Beyond the Stars.
Invisible Monsters. (You can’t see it. It’s invisible.)
FALSE ADVERTISING!
COMING SOON!
Celebrating 101 and consecutive podcasts, we’re bringing it for real, yo.
Because the Almighty Gooberzilla never goes back on his word,
Love Actually is the Worst Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Nebbishness.
NEBBISHNESS.
NEBBISHNESS.
COMING SOON!
We’re going to wash the taste of this lukewarm treacle out of our collective mouths
with the help of damsels, robots, and a maverick cowboy samurai from Miami…
Hold on to your fishing hats, because Paycheck is the Worst Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
MIND LASERS.
Fisherman Hats.
Mexican Stand-Offs.
And that brings an end to the Big Month of Dick. Thanks for listening!
Which makes me wonder what is COMING SOON?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Don’t have a schizoid embolism, because Total Recall is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This film contains:
MISOGYNY.
Prosthetic Heads.
WAY COOL CG!
The Future Mrs. Sean “Hollywood” Hunting.
COMING SOON!
Chicks dig dudes with good skills.
Trust nobody, because Impostor is the Greatest Movie EVER!
(And also the Worst Movie EVER!)
This movie contains:
Gary Sinise.
Vincent D’Onofrio.
Torture.
(Er, I mean “Geneva Convention Sanctioned Interrogation Techniques.”)
PARANOIA.
Keith David Impersonators.
Big Mutherin’ Explosions.
COMING SOON!
Turtle Recall?
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