Grab your zombie-bashing stick, because
House of the Dead is the ‘Greatest’ Movie EVER!
Show Notes to follow. Sleep now.
God Bless Uwe Boll 2: Electric Zombie Boogaloo
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Just a human being, traveling the Interwebs.
Hyperdimensional Blender Robots from Hell!
Kiss your Neutonian physics good-bye, because
The Black Hole is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Maximillian, the Scariest Robot EVER.
Mad Scientists.
The baked potato mind laser scene, which we completely failed to talk about…
The toughest garbage disposal units in the galaxy.
Ambiguous Endings.
COMING SOON!
“I hope that zombie doesn’t try to lick my face…”
Barack Imoogi?
Get ready for the Royal Reptile Rumble, because
D-WAR is the ‘Greatest’ Movie EVER!
This movie contains (images swiped from M-TV.com via Google Image Search):
Good Imoogi?
Bad Imoogi?
DRAGON ROCKETS.
COMING SOON!
“Who ordered the Laser Keg?”
The Most Dangerous Month – The Pest
Hunt You Like an Animal: The Most Dangerous Month
culminates with The Pest, quite possibly the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
RACISM.
Racism?
Funky Scottish Jews.
Cate Blanchett!?!
And I’d like to extend a special thanks to all the fans and guest hosts
that have made this theme month the Most Dangerous EVER. Thanks, everybody!
The Most Dangerous Month – Deliverance
Mind your merit badges, because Deliverance is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Handsome Young Men, Smoking Pipes.
Banjo Wielding Freaks.
“This is the worst Boy Scout canoe retreat EVER.”
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
COMING SOON!
The exciting conclusion to Hunt You Like an Animal: The Most Dangerous Month.
What could possibly top all the films we’ve already covered?
OH SNAP!
The Most Dangerous Month – The Condemned
Don’t touch that high-speed Internet connection to the streaming death show,
because The Condemned is the ‘Greatest’ Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Blonde Eye Candy.
Interior Decorators.
Crazy Asian Guys.
Vinnie “Evil McEvilstein” Jones.
COMING SOON!
Hunt You Like an Animal: The Most Dangerous Month
continues with perhaps the worst canoe-camping trip EVER…
The Most Dangerous Month – Surviving the Game
Beware of priests bearing gifts, because Surviving the Game is the Greatest Movie EVER!
No Screen-caps this time. I’m super tired.
But as a measure of compensation…
COMING SOON!
“Because Stone Cold Said So!”
The Most Dangerous Month – The Running Man
Grab a six-pack of Cadre Cola, because The Running Man is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Killian.
Professor Sub-Zero.
Dynamo!
Buzzsaw.
Fireball.
Captain Freedom.
Oh, yeah. Arnold’s in it, too.
COMING SOON!
The Most Dangerous Month continues…
“Maybe you should drive, Ice-T?”
The Most Dangerous Month – Hard Target
Watch out for spin-kicks, because Hard Target is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
The Mullet of Champions.
Inconveniently Flaming Jackets.
Firing guns while standing up on a motorcycle.
\SNAKE PUNCHING.
Fruity Eyebrow-Raising Villains.
COMING SOON!
The Most Dangerous Month continues…
Yellow is not your color, Arnie.
Langustino, Scared to Death?
Scream for you lives, because The Tingler is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Shadow Puppets.
Deaf, mute, obsessive-compulsive hemophobes.
Vincent Price, totally freakin’ out, Man!
COMING SOON!
In February, we will Hunt You Like an Animal, for it is The Most Dangerous Month!
Hong Kong Shotgun, anyone?
The Greatest Movie EVER! Podcast 