More Dino Propaganda – Dino Catering!

 

Despite its mad, l33t catering skillz, A Sound of Thunder is the Worst Movie EVER.

 

2 Minutes, 5 Seconds In:

Sir Ben Kingsley in a truly horrendous wig. Note also the champagne fountain.

 

9 Minutes, 0 Seconds In:

BABOONASAURUSES! BA-BOON-A-SAURUSES!

 

10 Minutes, 45 Seconds In:

A city-scape scene in A Sound of Thunder. Note how obviously blue-screened the background is…

 

12 Minutes, 24 Seconds In:

It’s a bad sign when your Allosaurus Ice Sculpture looks better than your Allosaurus. Also, caterers get no love.

 

COMING SOON!
Next time, assuming no cataclysmic space-time catastrophes interfere and we actually get the bloody show recorded, we hope to take a stab at this:

Stab. Bloody. Get it?

Dino Propaganda – Koopas Ridin’ Dirty


Well, it doesn’t really involve time travel, but it does have alternate dimensions. And that’s why Super Mario Brothers is the Greatest Movie EVER.

 

9 Minutes, 29 Seconds In:

Dennis Hopper as Koopa. That’s his real tongue.

 

10 Minutes, 26 Seconds In:

That’s not big hair?

 

10 Minutes, 39 Seconds In:

Bob Hoskins and John Leguizamo as the Mario Brothers. Chicks dig the `stache.

 

11 Minutes, 43 Seconds In:

GOOMBA ALERT!

 

13 Minutes, 48 Seconds In:
It becomes clear that the Almighty Gooberzilla does not know the lingo.

 

19 Minutes, 50 Seconds In:

Chimps are the epitome of hilarity.

Test Your Might.


Mortal Kombat is the Greatest Movie EVER. Go out and buy a copy. Heck, buy two: one for you, and one for your Sweet Baboo.

 

5 Minutes, 0 Seconds In:

Yeah, he looks like a Chinese god to me…

 

7 Minutes, 15 Seconds In:

Am I hot?

Or not?

 

14 Minutes, 47 Seconds In:

Tom Dickens, Ravager of Souls!

 

19 Minutes, 9 Seconds:

I can think of worse ways to die…

 

Why Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa deserves an Academy Award:



COMING SOON!
Something involving dinosaurs and time travel, something involving Flying Guillotines, or something involving Uwe Boll. ONLY TIME WILL TELL!

Merry Flippin’ Christmas!


Although Mortal Kombat is still Coming Soon, in the mean time (pun-intended) Santa’s Slay is the Greatest Movie EVER!

 


I’m sure everyone can see now how I could get these two movies confused…

 

1 Minutes, 51 Seconds In:

Goldberg is one Bad Santa.

 

2 Minutes, 55 Seconds In:

In addition to the Hell Deer, Santa’s sleigh also has rocket-boosters.

 

10 Minutes, 10 Seconds In:


Seriously, don’t you see the resemblance?

 

And with that, we here at the Greatest Movie EVER Podcast wish you Happy Holidays and Feliz Navidad. Until next time, adios amigos!

snakes…Snakes…SNAAAAAAAKES!!!

 

Anaconda is the Greatest Movie EVER (involving a Giant Snake).

 

0 Minutes, 36 Seconds In ~ 5 Minutes, 23 Seconds In:

It’s mail-call, yo.

 

8 Minutes, 0 Seconds In:

J-Lo. She’s TPBSM. (Too Pretty to Be a Scientist.)

 

9 Minutes, 0 Seconds In:

Jon Voight, the Star of this Picture?

 

11 Minutes, 25 Seconds In:

“I am sooooooooo relaxed.”

 

13 Minutes, 28 Seconds In:

The REAL Star of this Picture.

 

15 Minutes, 52 Seconds In:

Ice Cube is the Baddest Man on the Planet.

 

COMING SOON!

`Nuff said.

No Love for Nemmy?


We’re (un)dead serious when we say that Resident Evil: Apocalypse is the Worst Movie EVER. I guess our chief criticism is the movie tries to be like the game, and it fails. This wouldn’t be as much of a problem if the game wasn’t so silly in the first place…

 

6 Minutes, 31 Seconds In:

In think Isaac Newton himself said it was physically impossible to bungee-jump out of a helicopter while dual-wielding Berettas…

 

7 Minutes, 10 Seconds In:

Milla loves her machine-pistols.

 

8 Minutes, 42 Seconds In:

The lonely death of Nikolai.

 

21 Minutes, 5 Seconds In:

Nemmy need hug?

 

COMING SOON!

A huge snake…but NOT also poisonous.

Greg Saves Ancient China

The Lost Empire aka “The Monkey King” is the Greatest Mini-Series EVER. Don’t believe us? Does any other mini-series have…


…Bai Ling as a goddess in disguise?


…Terra cotta warriors?


…Pig-men and humorless monks?

14 Minutes, 17 Seconds In:

Saving Throw vs. Eighties Pop Culture…failed.

15 Minutes, 0 Seconds In:

OH SNAP! A REAL TIGER!

16 Minutes, 14 Seconds In:

In case you can’t tell from the picture, that’s Greg with a fly’s body. Or perhaps a fly with Greg’s head.

FINAL THOUGHT:

Wait a minute…

It’s a trap!!!

COMING SOON!

“Skinnamarinky dinky dink, Skinnamarinky doo, Nemmy luv you!”

We fight for Love.


The long-promised Commando podcast is finally here, and Commando is the Greatest GREATEST Movie EVER. Featuring Daryl Surat from AnimeWorldOrder, and Dave and Joel from Fast Karate for the Gentleman, this podcast clocks in at just under forty-six and a half minutes, making it the longest podcast yet. But that’s only because it was nigh-impossible to curb Daryl’s enthusiasm for Arnold’s rippling man-muscles.

 

Arnold-as-Civilian…

Arnold-as-Commando…

I think I see a pattern here.

 

7 Minutes, 28 Seconds In:
Double-Billing!
Bill Paxton.

Bill Duke.

 

30 Minutes, 1 Second In:

Invoking his power as the avatar of Raoh, King of Fists, Daryl lays some nerd-slap down upon the Almighty Gooberzilla. But fear not, intrepid listeners. A later slip involving other popular eighties movies allows me to regain face.

 

38 Minutes, 16 Seconds In:
Why Vernon Wells deserves an Academy Award:




Ah, it’s good to be alive.

Mom is Totally Fired.


Escape from LA is the Greatest Movie EVER, much to the chagrin of Dave and Joel over at Fast Karate for the Gentlemen.

 

2 Minutes, 4 Seconds In:

The name I was looking for here was “Lee Van Cleef”.

 

3 Minutes, 16 Seconds In:

Cuervo Jones, the villain of this picture. He’s into love and peace.

 

15 Minutes, 21 Seconds In:

I don’t care what Mom says, Pam Grier is all woman. Even when she’s technically a man.

 

17 Minutes, 34 Seconds In:

Mom is totally fired. But fear not, intrepid listeners, she’ll certainly be back. Only at greatly reduced pay…

 

COMING SOON!

“I don’t need no gun!”

 

That’s right, folks. Tune in soon to hear the Almighty Gooberzilla, Daryl Surat from AnimeWorldOrder, and the aforementioned Dave and Joel from Fast Karate for the Gentlemen tackle the transcendent glory of the Greatest GREATEST Movie EVER, Commando!