Category Archives: Greatest Movie EVER

Are you Afraid of the Dark?

Beware of mutant space geckos, because Pitch Black is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Review in a Nutshell: Pitch Black is a clever little science fiction film with a used universe aesthetic and a scintillating performance by Vin Diesel as escaped convict Richard B. Riddick. Too bad David Twohy had to muck it all up in the sequel…

This movie contains:

Keith David, Space Faring Muslim.

Purple People Eaters? (Okay, that’s more of a Cyan…)

ACTING!

PATHOS.

COMING SOON!

Once again we’ll venture into the Gothic imagination of Guillermo del Toro

when Sean and I review The Devil’s Backbone.

Accept no Imitations

Aim for the babies and the Boy Scouts, because Death Race 2000 is the Greatest Movie EVER!

I’ll throw some pics up later. This episode is super late. I was sick all weekend.

Many apologies for the inconwenience.

Bad Moon, or Bad Touch?

Blame it on the family dog, because Bad Moon is the Greatest Movie EVER!

This movie contains:

Faithful Family Pets.

Nasty Werewolves.

Creepy Uncles.

FINAL THOUGHT:

This is not the expression I would make in reaction to an impending Werewolf mauling.

Radiation-Munching Space Germs!

It’s time to pick on babies and monkeys, because

The Andromeda Strain is the Greatest Movie EVER!

This movie contains:

One Unfortunate Monkey.

SCIENCE!

Pyramid Head?

Your Tax Dollars at Work.

One Buzzard and a Boa Constrictor.

Strap on your fur bikini, because One Million Years BC

is the Greatest Movie EVER!

This movie contains:

GIANT IGUANA.

Child-Eating Allosaurus.

THE SAVAGE SEA TURTLE!

Oh, yeah. Raquel Welch is in there, too.

Drow are Wussies

Cuddle up with a cute half-orc man slave,

because Dungeons & Dragons: Wrath of the Dragon God

is the Greatest Movie EVER!

This movie contains:

OH SNAP! A MIGHTY KRAKEN!

Champagne Villains.

BARBARIAN RAGE!

FINAL THOUGHT:

Undertones!

COMING SOON!

“GRRR! ARGH!”

“Welcome to SNARF.”

The Greatest Movie EVER!

Keep your freaking flight mask ON,

because Wing Commander is the Greatest Movie EVER!

This movie contains:

KILLDOZER!

Space Kittens.

KILLDOZER!

SPACE BULLDOZER.

Final Thought:

“Oh, come on, Scooby Doo wasn’t that bad…”

COMING SOON!

We keep the pain train rolling full steam when Angel, George and I tackle

Dungeons & Dragons: Wrath of the Dragon God.

OBEY.

The Greatest Movie EVER!

Break out your Ray-Bans, because They Live is the Greatest Movie EVER!

This movie contains:

Which one is Tango, which one is Cash?

Best Buds 4EVER.

Working out Your Differences Like Civilized Gentlemen.

I <3 Meg Foster

I don’t care what Sean says, Meg Foster’s eyes are intoxicating.

OBEY.

Modern Living.

The Best Ending In Hollywood Cinema History.