OBEY.

The Greatest Movie EVER!

Break out your Ray-Bans, because They Live is the Greatest Movie EVER!

This movie contains:

Which one is Tango, which one is Cash?

Best Buds 4EVER.

Working out Your Differences Like Civilized Gentlemen.

I <3 Meg Foster

I don’t care what Sean says, Meg Foster’s eyes are intoxicating.

OBEY.

Modern Living.

The Best Ending In Hollywood Cinema History.

Mike Moves His Car.

The Greatest Movie EVER!

Don’t mess with Kenshiro, because

Fist of the North Star is the Greatest Movie EVER!

This movie contains:

Piercing Gaze of the Eagle.

Gary Daniels and his Singular Facial Expression.

GRRRR! ARRRGH!

The late Chris Penn in one of his Greatest Performances.

"Do what now?"

Future Thugs. Notice that Clint Howard WEARS NO MAKE-UP.

Shin's going to go Berry Gordy on you.

THE GLOW.

"FIST OF THE NORTH STAAAAAAAR!"

HOLY ZOMBIE MALCOM MCDOWELL!

This movie largely lacks:

HIDEBU!

Exploding Heads.

Happy Cyborg Mother’s Day!

The Greatest Movie EVER!

Don’t have a Descartian existential crisis,

because Ghost in the Shell is the Greatest Movie EVER!

This movie contains:

I can see my house from here.

Naked Bungee Jumping.

Woof.

Basset Hounds.

I <3 Batou

Batou, probably my favorite character in cinema. (Besides Tank Girl.)

This just looks so wrong.

Kusanagi MOE-toko. OMGLOLZ.

Happy Mother’s Day to all you M.O.M.s out there,

and congratulations to FuzzyPrint

for winning the Make M.O.M. watch Ghost in the Shell Contest!

Big Month of Mark – Double Dragon

The Greatest Movie EVER!

Abobo can’t drive, and Double Dragon is the Greatest Movie EVER!

This movie contains:

Charmed?

Awesome Hair.

Robert Patrick doesn't even care.

AWESOME HAIR.

Kick him in the pit!

Fuzzy Memories.

ERRATA:

I got Michael Berryman’s name wrong. Sorry, Michael!

COMING SOON!

COMING SOON!

The Month of Mark Dacascos gets preempted for a very special Mother’s Day.

Dream of a Blind Ninja (Not Zatoichi)

The Greatest Movie EVER!

This is perhaps the Greatest Movie Poster EVER made,

and Blind Fury is the Greatest Movie EVER!

This movie contains:

2000 Flushes?

Highly Addictive Toilet Cleaner.

Aw, he's sad.

Crying Freemen?

GRRR.  GRISLY MAN WITH GUN.  GRR.

“Tex” Cobb, a King among Henchmen.

NOM NOM NOM.

Haute Cuisine.

Not in the face!

“This is how blind people say hello…”

COMING SOON!

COMING SOON!

I smell a theme month…

The Misadventures of Mary Sue

The 'Greatest' Movie EVER!

Anderson thinks it’s Alice uber allis, and

Resident Evil: Extinction is the ‘Greatest’ Movie EVER.

This movie contains:

Aw, she's sad and lonely.

Mary Sue…er, I mean ‘Alice’.

He is Carlos, Leader of Men!

“Hey, where’d my character go?”

NOM NOM NOM

Zombies. They HATE chain-link fences.

CAW!

CROWS. (peck peck peck peck peck peck peck)

Shouldn't have eaten the shellfish.

Severe Food Allergies. Oh, wait, that’s a Tyrant.

At least they got one thing right.

Piles and Piles of Dead Alice Clones.

Karate Invasion! Revenge of the Robot Wang

The Greatest Movie EVER!

Disconnect your Bluetooth Headsets, because

Appleseed: Ex Machina is the Greatest Movie EVER!

BONUS CONTENT: Dave’s Adventures in Space! (Podcast Outtakes.)

Thanks go out to Digitalguardian for the following screen-caps, since my copy of the movie is on Blu-Ray.

This movie contains:

The Scourge of All Humanity.

Unlikely Competition.

Deunan’s Hobo Suit.

COMING SOON!

COMING SOON!

“Isn’t dual-wielding kukris a bit over-kill?”

Compliance!

The Greatest Movie EVER!

Hold onto your NASA hats, because

Flight of the Navigator is the Greatest Movie EVER!

This movie contains:

Ooooh, a flying sesame seed!

Space-faring Bicycle Helmets.

Pee Wee Herman?

Alien Weirdos.

Pouty pouty pouty.

Precocious Children.

Dr. Johnny Fever.

She's a cutey.

Sarah Jessica Parker. We think she’s cute here, darn it!

COMING SOON!

COMING SOON!

It’s a Fast Karate RealDoll Convention! WA-CHA!