The Greatest Movie EVER! Podcast
Reviewing only the finest films in the history of cinema. And robots, too.
For those of you who didn’t get enough Fast Karate this Saturday,
Strange Days is the Greatest Movie EVER.
This podcast contains:
Those Dino-hatin’ outlaws, Dave and Joel.
This movie contains:
The lovely Angela Bassett and the less-than-lovely Juliette Lewis.
This movie also contains:
Fabulous hair-styles.
COMINGS SOON!
“WOLVERINES!”
Not to be confused with its lackluster remake,
Rollerball (1975) is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Cesti. (Oooh, good Vocab word.)
Alfred Hitchcock Impersonators.
Stylin’ Seventies Fashion.
Coma-inducing Concussions.
Imitation, or Inspiration? Regardless, The Super Inframan is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Hong Kong Legend, Danny Lee!
Space Vixens.
Space Vixens.
MIND BULLETS!
Thunderball Fists.
COMING SOON!
Hey, who rattled your Cage?
Robosexual undertones aside, RobotJox is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This episode features guest host Jeff “Rich Lather” Tatarek from the Lather’s Blather Podcast.
This movie contains:
Crazy Russians.
ROBO FOOT!
ROCKET PUNCH!
CLOSING THOUGHT:
What does this movie deserve?
THUMBS UP.
COMING SOON!
“Searching for Odin, my love?”
Despite my inexplicable affection for the theatrical cut,
Highlander II: The Quickening (Renegade Version) is
the Worst Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
BIIIIIIIIIIRD-MAN!
Once again, BIIIIIIIIIIRD MAN!
Michael Ironside’s one facial expression.
Michael Ironside’s other facial expression.
This movie also contains:
“RAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIREEEEEEEEEEEEZ!”
This movie does not contain:
The Ozone Layer.
Anything is funnier if it’s in space, hence The Ice Pirates is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Danger!
Romance!
Space Herpes!
ZOMG ROBOTZ W / SWORDZ LOLZ!!111!!1111
The Disadvantages of Time Travel.
COMING SOON!
“We’re going to need a bigger chopper…”
The podcast is being invaded by Fast Karate, and Appleseed is the Greatest Worst Movie EVER!
This podcast contains:
Sexy Robots.
Various hooved mammals.
Little Moe Pig-Tailed Girls.
Robotic Octopus Tanks.
COMING SOON!
Dirty Lyle has a distaste for truckers…
Despite Mom’s waffling, Akira is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click here to see the winning entry in the “Make Mom Watch Akira” Contest.
Congratulations, Alain Mendez!
The new opening / closing music is an original piece called “I’m Real” by Violence Mars.
Click here for the full-length MP3. And click here to visit Violence Mars’s mySpace page.
COMING SOON!
OH NOES! We’re being invaded through the Interwebs!
Serenity is a Movie, all right. It may be the Greatest Movie EVER, but I didn’t like it,
and Sean and Katherine deliver the appropriate savaging.
This film contains:
Too much River.
Not enough Mal and Jayne.
A nice amount of Charming Assassins.
CLOSING THOUGHT!
Nate Fillion is the Man.
COMING SOON!
“You can’t hurt me with your pathetic Mind-Bullets!”
To heck with Shrek, The Iron Giant is The Greatest Movie EVER!
This episode features special guest host, Chad “Winter” Clayton.
His home-page, The Dead of Winter, can be found in the Blogroll side widget.
A BRIEF GUIDE
TO UNDERSTANDING THE EXPRESSIONS
OF YOUR GIANT METAL FRIENDS:
Quizzical.
Concerned.
Murderous Rage.
(NOTE: You probably want to avoid encountering this last one.)
COMING SOON!
Can you stop the Signal?
