Bold, New Universes of Suck…

The Chronicles of Riddick podcast is now available for your listening consumption.

 4 minutes, 5 Seconds In:
These are the Necromonger, from Chronicles of Riddick:

Yeah.

13 Minutes, 59 Seconds In:
This is Dual-Wieldy Scythe-Guy.
He does not realize that two-handed, double-blade scythes
are not good for dual-wielding.
Isn’t life grand?

Al Gore’s Got Nothing on This One…

This week’s episode of The Greatest Movie EVER! Podcast features a review of Godzilla vs. The Smog Monster. Yummy-licious. I’ve also decided to put up a few show notes for your ultimate edification. Enjoy.

 

8 Minutes, 30 seconds In:

 

The Lonely Death of a Put-Upon, Japanese, High-Rise Construction Worker.

 

12 Minutes, 25 seconds In:
FISH-FACE!!!

 

Not tonight, Dear, I have a Haddock.

 

That’s some bad Acid.

 

13 Minutes, 44 seconds In:
The Godzilla Rocket(TM).

 

That’s all for now, folks!

Attack of the Lichens!

Another week has gone by, and with it comes another Podcast, featuring a review of the execrable Underworld, a piece of sentient cinematic slime that oozed its way out of the primordial soup and permanently into the consciousness of the Almighty Gooberzilla. Seriously, this film is a sore on my brain. Watch it at your own peril.