Category Archives: Sci Fi

Compliance!

The Greatest Movie EVER!

Hold onto your NASA hats, because

Flight of the Navigator is the Greatest Movie EVER!

This movie contains:

Ooooh, a flying sesame seed!

Space-faring Bicycle Helmets.

Pee Wee Herman?

Alien Weirdos.

Pouty pouty pouty.

Precocious Children.

Dr. Johnny Fever.

She's a cutey.

Sarah Jessica Parker. We think she’s cute here, darn it!

COMING SOON!

COMING SOON!

It’s a Fast Karate RealDoll Convention! WA-CHA!

Hyperdimensional Blender Robots from Hell!

The Greatest Movie EVER!
Kiss your Neutonian physics good-bye, because
The Black Hole is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
WAAAAAH! Make it stop! Make it stop!
Maximillian, the Scariest Robot EVER.
Also named Maximillian (Schell).
Mad Scientists.
MIND LASERS!
The baked potato mind laser scene, which we completely failed to talk about…
V.I.N.C.E.N.T. and B.O.B.
The toughest garbage disposal units in the galaxy.
Planet? Heaven? Who knows?
Ambiguous Endings.
COMING SOON!
COMING SOON!
“I hope that zombie doesn’t try to lick my face…”

The Most Dangerous Month – The Running Man

The Greatest Movie EVER!
Grab a six-pack of Cadre Cola, because The Running Man is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
No tongue, Killian.
Killian.
Tanaka is Fired.
Professor Sub-Zero.
Clap if you love...
Dynamo!
This guy loves his job.
Buzzsaw.
Snake Eater?
Fireball.
Former Governor of Minnesota.
Captain Freedom.
Oh, yeah. Arnold’s in it, too.
COMING SOON!
The Most Dangerous Month continues…
COMING SOON!
“Maybe you should drive, Ice-T?”

Boas from Bulgaria, Pythons from Philly.

The Greatest Movie EVER!
We may be opening the flood-gates when we state
that Boa vs Python is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
MULLET OF CHAMPIONS!
Underwater Bulgarians.
Don't take a bet with a Dolphin Girl.
She’s a scientist. No, seriously.
Bill Pullman x Hugh Jackman = ?
He’s a scientist, too. They’re all scientists.
He's got a PhD in Internal Human Studies.
Even the snakes are scientists.
This movie also contains:
Yes, I am popular DJ! The crowds love me!
The fortuitous demise of the World’s Worst D.J.
COMING SOON!
Everyone knows that a Snake’s only natural enemy is a Crane…
COMING SOON!
SNAP!

“I’m going to kill them all, Sir.”

The Greatest Movie EVER!
Don’t shoot the fat kid, because Soldier is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Jason Isaacs in Soldier
John Waters, Space Commando?
Ouchie.
Mild Eye Trauma.
Gary Busey in Soldier
Gary Busey, a nice man with happy feelings all of the time.
I <3 Kurt Russell
KURT “MADE YOU BLINK” RUSSELL.
COMING SOON!
An unofficial bonus episode, because you requested it…
COMING SOON!
DON’T SAY I NEVER DID NOTHIN’ FOR YA!

“I didn’t pay no nickel for no Gay Robot.”

The Greatest Movie EVER!

Strap on your plastic educators, because Forbidden Planet is

The Greatest Movie EVER!

This movie contains:

Flying Saucers.

Leslie Nielsen, Space Commando.

Sirens from Beyond the Stars.

 

Invisible Monsters. (You can’t see it. It’s invisible.)

FALSE ADVERTISING!

COMING SOON!

COMING SOON!

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