Reviewing only the finest films in the history of cinema. And robots, too.
Break out your Tumblr bingo card, because Scott Pilgrim vs the World may not be the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Tom and Rachel Pandich.
Review in a Nutshell: A technically adept film with outstanding visual composition and moments of genuine humor, Scott Pilgrim vs the World is nonetheless dragged under by an onslaught of unsympathetic characters. It is the triumph of style over substance.
Make your decisions in the space of seven breaths, because
Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai is the Greatest Movie EVER!
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featuring Sean ‘Hollywood’ Hunting.
Review in a Nutshell: I think I pronounce Jim Jarmusch’s last name about ten different ways in this recording about a movie involving urban samurai, aging gangsters, icecream, and a boat on a roof. I don’t even know who I am any more. What year is this?
This movie contains:
Henry Silva, keeping it real.
Mix up the DDT, because Earth vs the Spider is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the DVD cover or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring the return of M.O.M..
Review in a Nutshell: Combining nature footage of an adorable tarantula with some rather rough matte effects, Earth vs the Spider is a cheesy horror movie from the 1950s that nevertheless has a certain charm. Giant invertebrates on the rampage were a common theme back then.
This movie contains:
Giant Spiders.
This Lady.
“Who’s callin’ Hugo?”
Bone up on your ancient Egyptian heiroglyphics, because Stargate is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the poster or the title above to download our review of the film,
featuring guest host Ro from Atomic Trivia War 9000.
Review in a Nutshell: Like many of Emmerich’s other films, Stargate is long on production value and short on plot. Spader and Russell are able to bring life and personality to their characters, though, and the costumes and sets still look great nearly two decades after the film’s debut.
We’re a little behind, but we’re not draggin’ our feet any more
when it comes to publishing this review of Godzilla vs Megaguirus.
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featuring Michael Mould of the Simply Syndicated network.
FINAL THOUGHT!
Here comes the Hug-Monster.
Special thanks to Michael Scally for designing the Stomp Romp banner.
One moment we’re saving the kingdom, the next moment we’re the sports ball coach. It’s time for some more bonus content, as we dive deep into the show-in-transition that is My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Season 3.
Guest hosts include Thomas Pandich, Neil Nadelman, and Kara Dennison. CLICK HERE or on the image above to download our review of the show:
Review in a Nutshell: Discussion includes an uber-nerdy argument about free will vs predetermination, the nature of heroes, speculation about where the show is going, reflections on where the show has been, opinions about the visibility of the fanbase, and numerous other topics.
Burn the Mona Lisa, because Equilibrium is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Sean “Hollywood” Hunting.
Review in a Nutshell: Although it fails to strike the proper balance between brainy science fiction and dumb action movie, Equilibrium is a movie that succeeds despite itself, mostly on the strengths of Christian Bale’s performance and the action scenes featuring gun-kata, the improbably entertaining fictional martial art of wielding firearms.
This movie contains:
Sean Bean, Offender of Senses.
ACTING.
“Hey, not my face. I need that.”
Beware the moon, because An American Werewolf in London is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Internet Terrorist (and Master of Air Sex) Thomas Pandich.
Review in a Nutshell: An old-fashioned horror tale with plenty of humor to lighten the mood, An American Werewolf in London also set the standard for on-screen transformation sequences that has yet to be surprassed.
Strap in your caribiners, because The Eiger Sanction is the Greatest Movie EVER!
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Review in a Nutshell: A spy movie based off of a deadly serious reading of a satirical novel by Trevanian, The Eiger Sanction captures the zeitgeist of the Seventies in a way that few other films do, not that this is always a good thing. The mountain-climbing scenes in the third act are breath-taking.
The giant monster mayhem continues with a review of
Godzilla, Mothra and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack.
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featuring spiritual kaiju and an invasion by Mike Dent and Sapphire Ai of r5 Central.
FINAL THOUGHT!
“What? How come I don’t get my name in the title!?!”
Special thanks to Michael Scally for designing the Stomp Romp banner.
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