Reviewing only the finest films in the history of cinema. And robots, too.
Hide the mirrors, because Prince of Darkness is the Greatest Movie EVER!
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Review in a Nutshell: A great concept hampered by some weak characterizations, Prince of Darkness is a film that almost suceeds at replicating Lovecraftian cosmic horror. It serves as the second entry of John Carpenter’s “Apocalypse Trilogy”.
This movie contains:
Satan?
Satan.
SATAN!!!
Break out the flea collars, because Howling 2: Your Sister is a Werewolf is The Greatest Movie EVER!
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Review in a Nutshell: Featuring titanium bullets, new wave rockers, and an eight thousand year old werewolf matriarch, Howling 2: Your Sister is a Werewolf is a stupifyingly terrible film. It’s the cinematic equivalent of being hit in the helmet by a morningstar-wielding midget. Watch it with someone you love.
This movie contains:
Christopher Lee in Raver Shades.
Black Magic.
Force Lightning.
Ugly American Tourism.
Strap into your car-seats, because Raising Arizona is the Greatest Movie EVER!
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Review in a Nutshell: Only the Coen Brothers could pull off a comedy about infant kidnapping. Raising Arizona features great performances, wacky situations, excellent cinematography, good pacing, and the Coen Brother’s trademark twisted sense of humor.
COMING SOON!
We get in the mood for Howl-oween with a truly dire film and a truly fabulous guest host.
Polish up your grappling hooks, because Batman: Mask of the Phantasm is the Greatest Movie EVER!
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Review in a Nutshell: Despite a few flaws in the production values, Batman: Mask of the Phantasm is one of the most respected and beloved adaptations of the Batman comic books. Because of the mature themes it explores, it is considered by many to be the apex of the Batman: The Animated Series cartoon series.
Hold onto your wallets, because Deadfall is the Greatest Movie EVER!
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Review in a Nutshell: A stunning example of nepotism gone horribly wrong, Deadfall features Nicolas Cage at the very extreme of his lunacy.
This movie contains:
The Cage abides.
The Cage parties hard.
The Cage…
…completely…
…freaks out.
The Cage approves.
FINAL THOUGHT:
Deadfall in Five Seconds or Less. Viewer Discretion Advised, Explicit Language ahoy!
Get ready to bench-press some strippers, because Kiss of Death is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Review in a Nutshell: Kiss of Death is a shockingly well-made crime drama full of character and suspense. Look for fine performances by a host of skilled actors, including but not limited to Stanley Tucci and Samuel L. Jackson. (Also Nicolas Cage.)
This film contains:
Infinite Sunglasses?
THE CAGE IS DISPLEASED.
Some upper-middle class jerk and his glass of wine.
Load up your kangaroo-shootin’ rifle, because Razorback is the Greatest Movie EVER!
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Review in a Nutshell: At times strangely psychedelic, Razorback is a “killer critter” horror film with some strange artistic flourishes and a rather immobile giant boar puppet. As Katherine says, this one falls somewhere in between Jaws and Jaws: The Revenge in terms of quality.
This movie contains:
Grandpa RAGE!
Typical Australian Hospitality.
There’s a giant rampaging boar hidden somewhere in this picture. Can you spot it?
Hide your periscopes and ladies underwear, because Fire Birds is the Greatest Movie EVER!
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Review in a Nutshell: Fire Birds tries to be Top Gun with helicopters instead of fighter jets and South American drug lords instead of the U.S.S.R. It doesn’t really work, but did you just see that freakin’ chopper explode?
This movie contains:
Bored Cage.
Sulky Cage.
Sleazy Cage.
Trust us, it’s for SCIENCE!
FINAL THOUGHT:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Fire up the dune buggy, because The Road Warrior is the Greatest Movie EVER!
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Review in a Nutshell: The Road Warrior is a genre-defining action film with an influence in both look and execution that cannot be understated. It also has some of the best car-chase scenes captured on film.
This movie contains:
Lord Humungus, Rockin’ the Mic.
Vernon Wells, The Definition of Post-Apocalypse Thuggery.
Oh yeah, Mel Gibson was in this, too.
Don’t spare the bologna sandwiches, because Troll 2 is the Greatest Movie EVER!
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Review in a Nutshell: Wooden acting, cheap special effects, ridiculous fairy-tale logic, and crew of crazy Italians…it all adds up to one of the most awesomely bad movies in cinema history!
This movie contains:
Ghosts.
Goblins.
Delicious Vegan Cuisine.
Oh – oh dear God, no! Just no! DO NOT WANT!
FINAL THOUGHT:
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
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