Have a squishy Yuletide season, because
Demon Knight is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
BILLY ZANE.
BILLY ZANE.
BILLY ZANE.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
The Reason for the Season is…Demons?
Love, Hate, and Graboids.
Watch out for bad vibrations, because Tremors is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Kevin Bacon.
A match made in Heaven.
Cute but Approachable Seismologists.
GRABOIDS!
This podcast contains:
Beautiful Guest Hosts.
This podcast DOES NOT contain:
Daryl “I dislike Kevin Bacon” Surat!
Battling Evil in Another Dimension
Hold onto your joysticks, because The Last Starfighter is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Intergalactic Con Men.
Grumpy Aliens.
Friendly Aliens.
Good Humored Aliens.
Unlikely Heroes.
COMING SOON!
Good thing the university sent their cutest Seismologist.
“Come out to Plaa-aaay!”
Can you dig it? Because The Warriors is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Lunatics.
Holy @#$%! The Baseball Furies!!!
The Dangers of Anonymous “Dating”.
Sinister DJs.
Lesbian Dance Routines.
NEXT TIME:
We’ll be fighting evil in another dimension!
Where’s the Love?
Leaping Lizards! Godzilla vs Megalon is the Greatest Movie EVER!
(This episode features Mike Dent of r5-Central.)
This movie contains:
Awesome toys.
SPACE COCKROACHES!
Two guys and a robot.
The Moment You’ve All Been Waiting For.
COMING SOON!
+ 
= A Weapon of Last Resort
Hornswoggled!?!
Watch out for the naughty tentacles, because
The Host is the Worst Movie EVER!
This film contains:
Motiveless Villainy.
Dedicated Civil Servants Protecting the Public…kinda…
Idiots.
Oh yeah, there’s a Monster in here, somewhere.
CLOSING THOUGHT!
What watching this movie feels like:
TORTURE!
COMING SOON!
If only there were something that could wash
the awful taste of this pitiful excuse
for a Monster Movie out of my mouth…
OH WAIT, THERE IS!
Zeus is a Jerk.
Enlist the aid of the Greek pantheon, because
Clash of the Titans is the Greatest Worst Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
MIND LASERS!
Horrendous Eighties Hair.
Horrifying Mechanical Abominations from the Stygian Pits of Gehenna.
Misappropriated Norwegian Monsters.
Did I mention Horrendous Hair?
What’s COMING SOON?
@#$%ing False Advertising, That’s What!
Greatness 101 – Tank Girl!
Punk out your hair-do, because Tank Girl is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Malcom McDowell, a Friendly Man filled with Happy Feelings.
The always lovely Naomi Watts.
Impromptu Musical Numbers.
Ice T as a Mutant Kangaroo.
Oh yeah. Lori Petty’s in it, too.
“I didn’t pay no nickel for no Gay Robot.”
Strap on your plastic educators, because Forbidden Planet is
The Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Flying Saucers.
Leslie Nielsen, Space Commando.
Sirens from Beyond the Stars.
Invisible Monsters. (You can’t see it. It’s invisible.)
FALSE ADVERTISING!
COMING SOON!
Celebrating 101 and consecutive podcasts, we’re bringing it for real, yo.
Hate, Actually
Because the Almighty Gooberzilla never goes back on his word,
Love Actually is the Worst Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Nebbishness.
NEBBISHNESS.
NEBBISHNESS.
COMING SOON!
We’re going to wash the taste of this lukewarm treacle out of our collective mouths
with the help of damsels, robots, and a maverick cowboy samurai from Miami…
The Greatest Movie EVER! Podcast 