Blame it on the family dog, because Bad Moon is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Faithful Family Pets.
Nasty Werewolves.
Creepy Uncles.
FINAL THOUGHT:
This is not the expression I would make in reaction to an impending Werewolf mauling.
Category Archives: Horror
Eeeper’s Going to Kill Me.
Lay off the Irish jokes, because Gorgo is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Irish Godzilla.
Steven Seagal!?! (Not really.)
Military Stock Footage.
Greasers greeting a Flaming Doom.
The Misadventures of Mary Sue
Anderson thinks it’s Alice uber allis, and
Resident Evil: Extinction is the ‘Greatest’ Movie EVER.
This movie contains:
Mary Sue…er, I mean ‘Alice’.
“Hey, where’d my character go?”
Zombies. They HATE chain-link fences.
CROWS. (peck peck peck peck peck peck peck)
Severe Food Allergies. Oh, wait, that’s a Tyrant.
Piles and Piles of Dead Alice Clones.
Spirit-Jaguar Can’t Protect Your Chickenbag.
Don’t inhale the Voodoo Powder, because
The Serpent and the Rainbow is the ‘Greatest’ Movie EVER!
This film contains:
Bill Pullman on Voodoo Drugs.
Friendly Corpses.
TORTURE!
JAGUAR IS WATCHING YOU.
Zakes Mokae, a Nice Man with Happy Feelings, All of the Time.
COMING SOON!
All John Rambo wanted was a cup of coffee…
God Bless Uwe Boll 2: Electric Zombie Boogaloo
Grab your zombie-bashing stick, because
House of the Dead is the ‘Greatest’ Movie EVER!
Show Notes to follow. Sleep now.
Langustino, Scared to Death?
Scream for you lives, because The Tingler is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Shadow Puppets.
Deaf, mute, obsessive-compulsive hemophobes.
Vincent Price, totally freakin’ out, Man!
COMING SOON!
In February, we will Hunt You Like an Animal, for it is The Most Dangerous Month!
Hong Kong Shotgun, anyone?
The Reason for the Season is…Demons?
Have a squishy Yuletide season, because
Demon Knight is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
BILLY ZANE.
BILLY ZANE.
BILLY ZANE.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
Love, Hate, and Graboids.
Watch out for bad vibrations, because Tremors is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Kevin Bacon.
A match made in Heaven.
Cute but Approachable Seismologists.
GRABOIDS!
This podcast contains:
Beautiful Guest Hosts.
This podcast DOES NOT contain:
Daryl “I dislike Kevin Bacon” Surat!
Hornswoggled!?!
Watch out for the naughty tentacles, because
The Host is the Worst Movie EVER!
This film contains:
Motiveless Villainy.
Dedicated Civil Servants Protecting the Public…kinda…
Idiots.
Oh yeah, there’s a Monster in here, somewhere.
CLOSING THOUGHT!
What watching this movie feels like:
TORTURE!
COMING SOON!
If only there were something that could wash
the awful taste of this pitiful excuse
for a Monster Movie out of my mouth…
OH WAIT, THERE IS!
The Horror within the Blur
Some spoilers ahead, so watch the movie first,
because Jacob’s Ladder is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
SILENT HILL.
SILENT HILL.
SILENT HILL.
ERRATA:
- Pruitt Taylor Vince’s medical condition is actually called “Nystagmus”.
- The Jezebel of the Old Testament was a worshiper of Baal. The Jezebel mentioned in the New Testament was the sexually promiscuous one.
COMING SOON!
Katherine is going to feel my pain…
