Reviewing only the finest films in the history of cinema. And robots, too.
Break out your Seal of Solomon rings, because Season of the Witch is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring guest co-host Jon Brescia.
Review in a Nutshell: Triple-wolves, zombie monks, Ron Perlman head-butting everything in sight, and Nicolas Cage’s primordial hair piece…what’s not to like about this ridiculous supernatural “thriller”?
Attach those alien nose-plugs, because Battlefield Earth is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring guest cohost Max Dunn.
Review in a Nutshell: Listen up, rat-brain! Just because a movie has an incomprehensible plot, hammy acting, ridiculous dialog, and goofy special effects does not mean it’s not the Greatest Movie EVER! Get that through your skull-bone!
Fun Fact:
The “sharpened log fence” is actually called a “stockade”.
Hold onto your hatchets, because Deep Red is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Sean “Hollywood” Hunting.
Review in a Nutshell: A suspenseful film with beautiful composition but a somewhat surreal plot, Deep Red is considered by many to be the pinnacle of the giallo subgenre.
Fun Fact:
This is an onager. It’s actually from Asia, not Africa.
Load up the tranquilizer guns, because Baby: Secret of the Lost Legend is the “Greatest” Movie EVER.
Click on the poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring M.O.M. and some embarrassing childhood stories.
Review in a Nutshell: Slow, ponderous, and not particularly bright … and that’s not describing the dinosaurs! I loved this movie as a kid; I had terrible taste.
Strap on your bicycle helmets, because Robot Wars is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring special guest host Andrew from Collection DX and The Veef Show.
Review in a Nutshell: A straight-to-video science fiction film with a simple premise and a shoe-string budget, Robot Wars does a lot with very little. The stop-motion animation and laser effects are especially good.
This movie contains:
A giant robot.
Captain Marion McJerkypants.
Asian Tourists with Laser Cameras.
HOLY CRAP, ANOTHER GIANT ROBOT! Who could have predicted that?
Break out the theme from “Ironside”, because 5 Fingers of Death, aka King Boxer, is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Sean “Hollywood” Hunting.
Review in a Nutshell: A carefully balanced blend of drama and martial arts action, 5 Fingers of Death is the film that kick-started the kung fu film craze in America.
This movie contains:
Lieh Lo, Sans Mustache.
Hand Trauma.
The Old DVD release vs the Dragon Dynasty DVD.
Just in time for the holidays, here’s a bonus episode examining Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog, featuring Katherin(e) the Great and her nerd-crush on Nathan Fillion.
Click on the poster or the title above to download our review of the musical web-based mini-series.
Topics of discussion include: Joss Whedon’s various creative efforts, the utility of “clever” writing, the nature of super hero films, and what makes for an effective musical.
Beware of exploding wine bottles, because Death Wish 4: The Crackdown is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film,
featuring Daryl Surat of AnimeWorldOrder and Olie aka “InvidNinja”. from the Welcome to the Brain Palace podcast.
Review in a Nutshell: Few action movies encapsulate the anti-drug anxieties of the Eighties quite like Death Wish 4: The Crackdown, which also features roller skating arcades, fish-smuggling, and multiple exploding villains.
Pack up the peacocks, because The Screaming Skull is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring the return of the Mistress of Malapropisms.
(This episode is part of a cross promotional theme month for The Mysterious Order of the Skeleton Suit.)
Review in a Nutshell: Make sure your life insurance policy is up to date and notify your next of kin, because The Screaming Skull just might frighten you to death!
This movie contains:
Skulls.
Skulls.
Skulls.
Normal Wife.
Skeleton Wife.
Break out your battle-axes, because Kull the Conqueror is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Sean “Hollywood” Hunting.
Review in a Nutshell: Flaming swords. Rubber demons. Tia Carrere as an evil enchantress. Kull the Conqueror is an unrelentingly goofy but fun little barbarian film.
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