Reviewing only the finest films in the history of cinema. And robots, too.
Put down that electric drill, because Pi is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the poster or the movie title above to download our review of the film, featuring Sean “Hollywood” Hunting.
Review in a Nutshell: A harrowing tale of mathematics and madness, Pi juggles such diverse elements as cyberpunk and Jewish mysticism to make a taut psychological thriller.
Watch out for gray-painted super soldiers, because Far Cry is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Jeff “Rich Lather” Tatarek of the Lather’s Blather Podcast.
Review in a Nutshell: Filled with solid action sequences crippled by incompetent camerawork and bad editing, Far Cry is half good film, half Uwe Boll disaster. On the other hand, did you see that freaking chopper explode?
Hold onto your sushi, because Wasabi is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the poster or the movie title above to download our review of the film, featuring Sean “Hollywood” Hunting.
NOTE: Technically difficulties caused Sean’s end of the conversation to “clip” during recording. We apologize for the sound quality in advance.
Review in a Nutshell: Wasabi is an action-comedy with a zany sense of humor and a clean visual aesthetic. The film doesn’t hold up well to repeated viewing, but a single viewing is definitely worth a look, especially if you liked the later films influenced by Wasabi, such as Crank and Shoot `Em Up.
Remember to eat your fruit and vegetables, because Cobra is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring guest host Daryl Surat of AnimeWorldOrder.
Review in a Nutshell: There are some movies that define an era, embedding themselves in the fabric of popular media and influencing later films for decades to come. And there are films like Cobra, which encapsulate the craziest elements of an entire period in film and then are promptly, tragically forgotten.
This movie contains:
Killer Nerds?
Practical Solutions in Cutlery.
Fast Food Atrocities.
Sexy Robots?
FINAL THOUGHT:
Behold, the infamous music video montage!
Hold onto your boots, because Cube Zero is definitely not the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Sean “Hollywood” Hunting.
Review in a Nutshell: Hopelessly crippled by ridiculous writing and bad ideas, Cube Zero takes a decent little science fiction / horror series and piledrives it into the pavement. Its badness has to be seen to be believed.
To heck with movies, it’s time to talk about some kiddy cartoons.
CLICK HERE or on the image above to download a bonus episode in which guest hosts Clarissa and Gerald from AnimeWorldOrder help Paul review My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Review in a Nutshell: Our topics of the discussion run the gamut of gender roles, feminism, intertextuality, mythology, and the nature of strong characters and clever writing.
We explore thoroughly what it means to be adults enjoying a cartoon meant for children. This podcast is a counterpoint to the one published by Jeremy and company over at Destroy All Podcasts DX.
Jack into your virtual reality headset, because Johnny Mnemonic is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the poster or the movie title above to download our review of the film, featuring Dave and Joel from Fast Karate for the Gentleman.
Review in a Nutshell: Johnny Mnemonic is a poor adaptation with a surprisingly high number of hilarious things going on it. It’s proof positive that some authors should not be allowed to adapt their own work.
This movie contains:
The Internet!
Udo Kier, being Udo Kier.
“Send you down to Rikerth, wear an orange jumpthuit!”
Dr. Henry Rollins, Cybersurgeon Extraordinaire.
FINAL THOUGHT:
Johnny Mnemonic, the Highlight Reel.
Get ready to abuse some innocent fishmen, because ARENA is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie cover or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Sean “Hollywood” Hunting.
Review in a Nutshell: Did you see that guy just punch that giant rubber space lizard in the face? Did you? BECAUSE I SURE DID!
Strap in your noseplugs, because Dune (1984) is (definitely not) the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the poster or the movie title above to download our review of the film, featuring Sean “Hollywood” Hunting.
Review in a Nutshell: Ugly and incomprehensible, the David Lynch version of Dune is a muddled mess that lacks even the redeeming qualities of David Lynch’s usual cinematic weirdness. On the plus side, Sting in a Thong!
This movie contains:
Phallic Symbols.
STINGINATHONG! STINGINATHONG! STINGINATHONG!
Ummm…what the heck is going on here?
Let your freak flag fly, because Freaked is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or title above to download our review of the film, featuring special guest Saint Mort from The Saint Mort Show.
NOTE: Matthew’s laptop broke a fan during the recording, so the quality of his track isn’t ideal. We apologize for the buzzing sound.
Review in a Nutshell: Freaked is a truly strange comedy with incredible special effects, amazing production design, and a surprisingly diverse cast. It has to be seen to be believed.
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