Category Archives: Drama

Compliance!

The Greatest Movie EVER!

Hold onto your NASA hats, because

Flight of the Navigator is the Greatest Movie EVER!

This movie contains:

Ooooh, a flying sesame seed!

Space-faring Bicycle Helmets.

Pee Wee Herman?

Alien Weirdos.

Pouty pouty pouty.

Precocious Children.

Dr. Johnny Fever.

She's a cutey.

Sarah Jessica Parker. We think she’s cute here, darn it!

COMING SOON!

COMING SOON!

It’s a Fast Karate RealDoll Convention! WA-CHA!

“It’s Not OVAH!”

The Greatest Movie EVER!

Strap on your combat boots, because First Blood is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Sorry, no show notes this time.

I can’t make screen-caps off of Blu-Ray DVDs

that I watch on my SUPER SEXY PS3!

COMING SOON!

Okay, kiddies, you have three options.

Do you want me to upload Resident Evil: Extinction, Flight of the Navigator, or Appleseed: Ex Machina next? Leave feedback to let me know.

It’s like a Choose Your Own Adventure(TM) Book!

Barack Imoogi?

The 'Greatest' Movie EVER!
Get ready for the Royal Reptile Rumble, because
D-WAR is the ‘Greatest’ Movie EVER!
This movie contains (images swiped from M-TV.com via Google Image Search):
Hey, howyadoin'?
Good Imoogi?
HSSSSSSS!
Bad Imoogi?
DRAGON ROCKETS.
COMING SOON!
COMING SOON!
“Who ordered the Laser Keg?”

The Most Dangerous Month – Deliverance

The Greatest Movie EVER!
Mind your merit badges, because Deliverance is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Distinguished!
Handsome Young Men, Smoking Pipes.
Ba da ding ding ding.
Banjo Wielding Freaks.
“This is the worst Boy Scout canoe retreat EVER.”
WHEEEEEEE!
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
COMING SOON!
The exciting conclusion to Hunt You Like an Animal: The Most Dangerous Month.
What could possibly top all the films we’ve already covered?
COMING SOON!
OH SNAP!

The Most Dangerous Month – The Condemned

The 'Greatest' Movie EVER!
Don’t touch that high-speed Internet connection to the streaming death show,
because The Condemned is the ‘Greatest’ Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Blonde Eye Candy.
Stunning!
Interior Decorators.
Blimey! He's crazy!
Crazy Asian Guys.
Grrr. Argh.
Vinnie “Evil McEvilstein” Jones.
COMING SOON!
COMING SOON!
Hunt You Like an Animal: The Most Dangerous Month
continues with perhaps the worst canoe-camping trip EVER…

The Most Dangerous Month – Surviving the Game

The Greatest Movie EVER!
Beware of priests bearing gifts, because Surviving the Game is the Greatest Movie EVER!
No Screen-caps this time. I’m super tired.
But as a measure of compensation…

COMING SOON!
“Because Stone Cold Said So!”

Wax Off?

The Greatest Movie EVER!
Grab your TurtleWax and a bucket of paint, because
The Karate Kid is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Young Love.
The World’s Evil-est Karate Instructor and his Aryan Horde.
Johnny. Evil, or Just Misunderstood?
An Academy Award Nominated performance by Noriyuki “Pat” Morita.
COMING SOON!
COMING SOON!
The Tingler is loose in the theater! Scream, SCREAM FOR YOUR LIVES!

Hornswoggled!?!

The Worst Movie EVER!

Watch out for the naughty tentacles, because

The Host is the Worst Movie EVER!

This film contains:

Motiveless Villainy.

Dedicated Civil Servants Protecting the Public…kinda…

Idiots.

Oh yeah, there’s a Monster in here, somewhere.

CLOSING THOUGHT!

What watching this movie feels like:

TORTURE!

COMING SOON!

If only there were something that could wash

the awful taste of this pitiful excuse

for a Monster Movie out of my mouth…

COMING SOON!

OH WAIT, THERE IS!