The Greatest Movie EVER! Podcast
Reviewing only the finest films in the history of cinema. And robots, too.
Cuddle up with a cute half-orc man slave,
because Dungeons & Dragons: Wrath of the Dragon God
is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
OH SNAP! A MIGHTY KRAKEN!
Champagne Villains.
BARBARIAN RAGE!
FINAL THOUGHT:
Undertones!
COMING SOON!
“GRRR! ARGH!”
Keep your freaking flight mask ON,
because Wing Commander is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Space Kittens.
SPACE BULLDOZER.
Final Thought:
“Oh, come on, Scooby Doo wasn’t that bad…”
COMING SOON!
We keep the pain train rolling full steam when Angel, George and I tackle
Dungeons & Dragons: Wrath of the Dragon God.
Lay off the Irish jokes, because Gorgo is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Irish Godzilla.
Steven Seagal!?! (Not really.)
Military Stock Footage.
Greasers greeting a Flaming Doom.
The Vengeful Ghost of the Big Month of Mark rears its ugly head, and
The Base is the Greatest Movie EVER!
No show notes. No DVD. Sorry. 😦
Break out your Ray-Bans, because They Live is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Best Buds 4EVER.
Working out Your Differences Like Civilized Gentlemen.
I don’t care what Sean says, Meg Foster’s eyes are intoxicating.
Modern Living.
The Best Ending In Hollywood Cinema History.
Don’t mess with Kenshiro, because
Fist of the North Star is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Gary Daniels and his Singular Facial Expression.
The late Chris Penn in one of his Greatest Performances.
Future Thugs. Notice that Clint Howard WEARS NO MAKE-UP.
THE GLOW.
HOLY ZOMBIE MALCOM MCDOWELL!
This movie largely lacks:
Exploding Heads.
Strap on your Rollerblades, because
Hackers is the Greatest Movie EVER!
No show notes. I seem to have misplaced the DVD.
Don’t have a Descartian existential crisis,
because Ghost in the Shell is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Naked Bungee Jumping.
Basset Hounds.
Batou, probably my favorite character in cinema. (Besides Tank Girl.)
Kusanagi MOE-toko. OMGLOLZ.
Happy Mother’s Day to all you M.O.M.s out there,
and congratulations to FuzzyPrint
for winning the Make M.O.M. watch Ghost in the Shell Contest!
Abobo can’t drive, and Double Dragon is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Awesome Hair.
AWESOME HAIR.
Fuzzy Memories.
ERRATA:
I got Michael Berryman’s name wrong. Sorry, Michael!
COMING SOON!
The Month of Mark Dacascos gets preempted for a very special Mother’s Day.
This is perhaps the Greatest Movie Poster EVER made,
and Blind Fury is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Highly Addictive Toilet Cleaner.
Crying Freemen?
“Tex” Cobb, a King among Henchmen.
Haute Cuisine.
“This is how blind people say hello…”
COMING SOON!
I smell a theme month…
The Greatest Movie EVER! Podcast 