The Greatest Movie EVER! Podcast
Reviewing only the finest films in the history of cinema. And robots, too.
Fuel up the jet pack and unpack the robot ninjas, because RoboCop 3 is definitely not the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Sean “Hollywood” Hunting.
Review in a Nutshell: Urban revolutionaries, machine gun arm attachments, and Mohawk-sporting goons…somehow it all goes terribly, terribly wrong in this film directed by Fred Dekker and written by Frank Miller. Not even Rip Torn can save this movie.
Batten down the hatches, because Cabin Boy is (probably not) the Greatest Movie EVER!
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Review in a Nutshell: Do not be fooled by that enticing poster art. Cabin Boy is neither “hilarious” nor “fun”. It will make your brain hurt, and not in a good way.
This movie contains:
Ice Monsters.
Cupcakes.
Russ Tamblyn, Siren of the Deep.
Hold onto your boots, because Cube Zero is definitely not the Greatest Movie EVER!
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Review in a Nutshell: Hopelessly crippled by ridiculous writing and bad ideas, Cube Zero takes a decent little science fiction / horror series and piledrives it into the pavement. Its badness has to be seen to be believed.
Unsheath those claws, because we’re serving up a double-header of the Greatest Movie EVER!
First, X-men Origins: Wolverine may not be the Greatest Movie EVER, but at least Logan’s hair looks fabulous.
And second, X-men III: The Last Stand will make your inner nerd whimper for mercy.
Click on the movie titles above to download our reviews of the films, featuring a very heart-broken Sean “Hollywood” Hunting.
Gnash your teeth in agony, because Cool World is definitely not the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring guest cohost Gerald Rathkolb from AnimeWorldOrder.
Review in a Nutshell: Crippled by a wretched script, bad performances, and a non-stop deluge of animated nonsense, Cool World mutates from an interesting premise into a movie so bad that even its creator has disowned it. It’s almost enough to make me feel sorry for Bakshi for foisting this kind of film upon the viewers of the world. Almost.
Break out the flea collars, because Howling 2: Your Sister is a Werewolf is The Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring special guest host Keith Allison from Teleport City.
Review in a Nutshell: Featuring titanium bullets, new wave rockers, and an eight thousand year old werewolf matriarch, Howling 2: Your Sister is a Werewolf is a stupifyingly terrible film. It’s the cinematic equivalent of being hit in the helmet by a morningstar-wielding midget. Watch it with someone you love.
This movie contains:
Christopher Lee in Raver Shades.
Black Magic.
Force Lightning.
Ugly American Tourism.
Don’t go in the water, because Jaws: The Revenge is (definitely not) The Greatest Movie EVER!
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Review in a Nutshell: Stock footage, dodgy editing, immobile shark props, and Michael Caine are a powerful combination indeed. Watch it with someone you love; they will hate you for it.
This movie contains:
Mario Van Peebles, Black MacGuyver.
RUBBA-SHARK.
This will end well.
FINAL THOUGHT:
THIS is how you show sea-dwelling creatures who is boss.
Also, click HERE to see comedian Richard Jeni’s take on Jaws: The Revenge.
Break out those exploding shurikens, because Rage of Honor is (definitely not) the Greatest Movie EVER!
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Review in a Nutshell: Crippled by terrible camera-work and Sho Kosugi’s broken Engrish, Rage of Honor is not an ideal ninja movie. Still, we at the Greatest Movie EVER! Podcast are thankful for ninja movies in general.
This movie contains:
FALSE ADVERTISING!
Sho Kosugi, Gentleman Spy.
Camo-Pajama Jesus Ninjas.
Bringing new meanings to the term “divine punishment”, Xanadu is definitely not the Greatest Movie EVER!
Review in a Nutshell: This movie is painful. Watch it at your own peril.
The film contains:
Electric Neon Greek Minor Deities.
Gene Kelly on Rollerskates.
Uhh…
Hey, it was the Eighties.
Beware of stock footage in the swamp, because Bride of the Monster is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Review in a Nutshell: This movie contains Wood-en acting, lousy sets, rubber animals, and a veritable cavalcade of absurdities. I love it dearly.
This movie also contains:
SCIENCE!
Shaved Yetis.
Atomic Monsters?
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