The Greatest Movie EVER! Podcast
Reviewing only the finest films in the history of cinema. And robots, too.
Don’t try to salvage giant alien robots, because Terror of Mechagodzilla is
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Review in a Nutshell: The final entry in the ‘Showa’ Godzilla series, Terror of Mechagodzilla boasts the return of Ishiro Honda and a darker, more somber tone than many previous films. The seriousness is a bit of a mismatch with the silver jumpsuits and the fan-blade butt dinosaurs.
This movie contains:
Mad Scientists.
Cyborg Technology!
Astromen from Outer Space.
ROBOT DINOSAURS.
Beware of mutant space geckos, because Pitch Black is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Review in a Nutshell: Pitch Black is a clever little science fiction film with a used universe aesthetic and a scintillating performance by Vin Diesel as escaped convict Richard B. Riddick. Too bad David Twohy had to muck it all up in the sequel…
This movie contains:
Keith David, Space Faring Muslim.
Purple People Eaters? (Okay, that’s more of a Cyan…)
ACTING!
PATHOS.
COMING SOON!
Once again we’ll venture into the Gothic imagination of Guillermo del Toro
when Sean and I review The Devil’s Backbone.
Aim for the babies and the Boy Scouts, because Death Race 2000 is the Greatest Movie EVER!
I’ll throw some pics up later. This episode is super late. I was sick all weekend.
Many apologies for the inconwenience.
It’s time to pick on babies and monkeys, because
The Andromeda Strain is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
One Unfortunate Monkey.
SCIENCE!
Pyramid Head?
Your Tax Dollars at Work.
Keep your freaking flight mask ON,
because Wing Commander is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Space Kittens.
SPACE BULLDOZER.
Final Thought:
“Oh, come on, Scooby Doo wasn’t that bad…”
COMING SOON!
We keep the pain train rolling full steam when Angel, George and I tackle
Dungeons & Dragons: Wrath of the Dragon God.
Lay off the Irish jokes, because Gorgo is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Irish Godzilla.
Steven Seagal!?! (Not really.)
Military Stock Footage.
Greasers greeting a Flaming Doom.
Break out your Ray-Bans, because They Live is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Best Buds 4EVER.
Working out Your Differences Like Civilized Gentlemen.
I don’t care what Sean says, Meg Foster’s eyes are intoxicating.
Modern Living.
The Best Ending In Hollywood Cinema History.
Don’t mess with Kenshiro, because
Fist of the North Star is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Gary Daniels and his Singular Facial Expression.
The late Chris Penn in one of his Greatest Performances.
Future Thugs. Notice that Clint Howard WEARS NO MAKE-UP.
THE GLOW.
HOLY ZOMBIE MALCOM MCDOWELL!
This movie largely lacks:
Exploding Heads.
Strap on your Rollerblades, because
Hackers is the Greatest Movie EVER!
No show notes. I seem to have misplaced the DVD.
Don’t have a Descartian existential crisis,
because Ghost in the Shell is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Naked Bungee Jumping.
Basset Hounds.
Batou, probably my favorite character in cinema. (Besides Tank Girl.)
Kusanagi MOE-toko. OMGLOLZ.
Happy Mother’s Day to all you M.O.M.s out there,
and congratulations to FuzzyPrint
for winning the Make M.O.M. watch Ghost in the Shell Contest!
