The Greatest Movie EVER! Podcast
Reviewing only the finest films in the history of cinema. And robots, too.
Paul may be a bit of a John Woo hater, but Last Hurrah for Chivalry is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Review in a Nutshell: Combining manly melodrama with innovative action scenes, Last Hurrah for Chivalry is a kung fu classic. It works equally well when you’re on heavy medication, too.
Sleeping Wizard, or Snoopy?
Aerial Sword-Swinging Silliness.
Manly Emotions!
Beware of stock footage in the swamp, because Bride of the Monster is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Review in a Nutshell: This movie contains Wood-en acting, lousy sets, rubber animals, and a veritable cavalcade of absurdities. I love it dearly.
This movie also contains:
SCIENCE!
Shaved Yetis.
Atomic Monsters?
Strap on your explosion-proof T-shirt, because The Marine is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Review in a Nutshell: The Marine is a throwback to an earlier era in action movies, when the heroes were nigh-invulnerable and the mayhem was constant. I wouldn’t have it any other way.
This photo demonstrates both John Cena’s incredible ‘Angry Face’ and his initiative in creative war-paint design.
Don’t eat the cotton candy, because Killer Klowns from Outer Space is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This episode features special guest host Luke “Sasquatch” White.
Review in a Nutshell: Equal parts bad puns and great make-up effects, Killer Klowns from Outer Space deserves every ounce of its cult film cred. Come for the Chiodos, stay for the Klowns.
This movie contains:
Killer Klowns.
Pizza.
Double Secret Probation.
No, it’s not an obscure but terrifying poetic form, it’s Q, the Winged Serpent, the Greatest Movie EVER!
Review in a Nutshell: This movies is BAD. Really, really bad. No, I’m serious. It’s bad. Even the presence of David Carradine and Richard Roundtree cannot salvage this film.
On the plus side, Claymation dragon-dinosaur.
I hope you paid off your dangerous, experimental surgery premiums, because Fantastic Voyage is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Review in a Nutshell: Psychedelic and more than a little absurd, Fantastic Voyage is a film that benefits greatly from a second viewing. Plus, Raquel Welch in a skin-tight wetsuit.
Strap on your fur loincloth, because Conan the Barbarian is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Review in a Nutshell: By Krom, this movie is homoerotic!
This film contains:
Arnold Schwarzenneger in various fruity costumes.
James Earl Jones, Master of Mesmerism.
Trucker Mustaches.
Tremendous Snake Face.
This is the only picture that should be required to convince you
that Death Race is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Review in a Nutshell: On one hand, indistinguishable gray vehicles firing machine guns at one another in an ash-colored soup of choppy action scenes. On the other hand, Mario Kart power-ups and Robin Shou. On the gripping hand, Jason Statham.
Fuhgeddaboutit! 1990: The Bronx Warriors is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Review in a Nutshell: Fred Williamson, Freddy Mercury impersonators, rollerskates, and gang warfare in an Italian produced rip-off of The Warriors, The Road Warrior, and Escape from New York. It doesn’t get any better than this.
This movie contains:
Pretty Boy Bikers.
Count Chocula.
Fred “Da Hammer” Williamson.
Vic Morrow in a Gestapo get-up.
The Most Terrifying Dance Ensemble in Gangland.
Polish up your crystal skulls, because The Phantom is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Review in a Nutshell: Under-appreciated and generally unloved, The Phantom contains just the right blend of adventure, humor, and comic book logic. Treat Williams steals the show as the villain, Xander Drax.
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